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Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, September 1, 2006

Aries

Priorities are important. Strategies matter. Well-laid plans are the
foundation of many a great success. But. And this is a big ‘but’, so
big that it gets a sentence all to itself. Spontaneity is a wonderful
thing. If we can’t leave ourselves free to act on the spur of the
moment, we may miss some of life’s finest opportunities. This weekend,
you need to be adaptable. When something happens that threatens to
change all existing arrangements, see it as a gift, not a potential
problem. Want to know more about what your future
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Taurus

Ever tried to bend a spoon? I have. I have tried gently wishing that
it would bend and I have also tried it the Uri Geller way, staring
hard with great determination. It has never worked for me. Yet. There
are, though, many other things that I know I can do with the power of
my mind. You have these abilities too. They are not magical, they are
just… well, whatever they are, they work. This weekend, whenever
there’s something you don’t like, focus on fixing it, you will find
you can. Want to know more about what your future
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Gemini

Mercury, the ruler of your sign, had better watch out. It isn’t much
bigger than Pluto, so it’s probably next in line for relegation. It
may be a lot nearer to us, but it’s often just as hard to spot on
account of its proximity to the sun. This weekend, it’s entirely
invisible for that very reason. So too, is the harmonious alignment to
Jupiter that Mercury is secretly forming. The astronomical event may
be undetectable, but the astrological impact of it should be very
obvious soon. Expect plenty to celebrate. Want to
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Cancer

Opportunity can often be unnerving. When there is no choice, there is
no chance of making a mistake. You have many options and alternatives
to choose between at the moment. What if you go down the wrong road?
What if you make a decision that later turns out to be unwise? The
simple answer is, you will not do this. Take a good, close look at a
very attractive possibility that now lies before you. Consider it
critically, but be open to ‘higher guidance’. Instinctively, you’ll
get it right. Want to know more about what your
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Leo

The Sun rules your sign. This weekend, it occupies the exact same
degree of the zodiac as Mercury, the planet of communication. You
don’t need years of astrological training to see how to interpret this
particular alignment. It’s time to talk. More accurately and
appropriately, it’s time to listen. Keep your ears open this weekend
and you will hear a piece of invaluable information. Don’t reject it
or refuse to hear it just because it doesn’t match your expectation.
Just take it on board and adapt. Want to know more
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Virgo

Pull a lever, flick a switch. Press a button, twist a dial. Slide a
fader, open a tap. We live in a world full of devices that can be
turned on, off or regulated when they need to be. Some, we all know
how to operate. Others require specialist training. We don’t even know
where the controls are until we are shown. This weekend, there is a
way to put right whatever seems to be wrong. Try the obvious first. It
may just work. If it doesn’t, don’t despair. Just talk to someone who
has more experience. Want to know more about what
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Libra

You can’t teach someone to have a sense of humour. You can’t force
them to be amused by the same things that tickle your funny bone. Nor
can you judge them harshly for their failure to get certain jokes. You
can, though, reasonably enough, conclude that if they are not in tune
with you on this particular wavelength, they may see the world
differently in other respects, too. Work on what you have in common
with a particular person this weekend, and be slightly wary about your
differences. Amazing opportunities await in the
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Scorpio

Pluto, the ruler of your sign, is officially no longer a planet. This,
say the scientists, is because ‘it has not cleared its neighbourhood’.
It shares its orbital path with other objects because it does not have
enough gravity to draw them into its own orbit. The earth has not
cleared its neighbourhood, either. Our Moon, orbits the Sun, not us.
We have only a light hold over our companion. This weekend, you need
only a gentle connection with those who are close to you. There is no
need to force anything. Amazing opportunities
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Sagittarius

Had any good ideas lately? Either you now have the chance to put a
brainwave into practice or you are about to be blessed with an
inspiring insight or an excitingly attainable vision. So far, so good.
Possibly, though, your next revelation will somehow contradict your
last one and you’ll feel confused about which to prioritise. Here, the
choice is easy. Go with the latest, greatest, suggestion of a
solution. Don’t hold on to yesterday’s dream, now you are so close to
a bright, new, tomorrow. Amazing opportunities
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Capricorn

We want to let the good times roll. We want to keep the bad times at
bay. It’s doubtful, though, whether we can really do either. Time is
not under our control. All we can ever say for certain is that the
times, they are a-changing. And that when they are, we have to do our
best to change with them. That said, time is now changing in a
constructive way for you. The right things are starting to happen.
This weekend, will yet present you with a very reassuring sign of the
times. Amazing opportunities await in the next few
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Aquarius

Someone wants you to think differently. You do not take kindly to
having your ideas influenced and your opinions challenged. You are,
furthermore, suspicious of this person’s motives. It may suit them if
you change your mind about a particular matter, but how will this
benefit you? Enter into a discussion this weekend. Be open-minded. If
you are being listened to, listen to the person who is hearing you. If
you are being talked at, rather than talked to, feel free to ignore
them. Amazing opportunities await in the next few
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Pisces

Walk away from an argument. Walk towards a situation in which you are
likely to feel comfortable. You don’t have to prove anything. You
don’t need to rise to a particular person’s bait. Jupiter, now shining
brightly in the early evening sky, forms a harmonious link to the Sun
and Mercury this weekend. This augurs well for a smooth, successful
transaction; an easy exchange. If something looks difficult, it almost
certainly represents a challenge that you really don’t have to rise
to. Amazing opportunities await in the next few
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

You know what I find terribly
offensive? It’s not that Pluto has been named a ‘dwarf planet’ (that
would be an honour for Pluto). It’s the suggestion that a dwarf planet
is not a proper planet. It is a linguistic absurdity - and it sounds
terribly prejudiced. I’ve seen headlines that I find really
thoughtless, like: ‘Pluto Demoted to Dwarf Planet’ or even ‘Pluto just
a dwarf’. Dwarf people are people (they’re not just ‘little people’)
so surely, a dwarf planet should be as valid and meaningful as any
other planet.
A dwarf friend,
Mika

If life is a journey…
where is the map? Actually, it exists! Secretly, silently, it was
issued by the cosmos at the very moment when you first arrived on this
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you knew what it contained. It’s a complete map of the sky as it
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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, August 31, 2006

Aries

A little good news would not go amiss now. You would like to hear
someone say something honest - or you would like to uncover some
information that sheds light on a recent development. You strongly
suspect that this is possible, but you also suspect that there is a
risk here. Whilst there is undoubtedly more to find out, you may just
learn something that disappoints rather than inspires. Take that risk.
Either way, you have to have clarity. And most of the news WILL be
good. Want to know more about what your future
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Taurus

If you have life, you have everything. As long, that is, as you
appreciate what a gift life is. Some people focus only on their woes
and worries, their fears and fancies, their regrets and resentments.
They feel no profound, simple gratitude for existence itself. For
them, everything is hollow. First, seek meaning. Recognise how blessed
you are, just to be here. Then, seek direction. Look at what’s most
likely to bring inspiration. And relax. That seemingly urgent drama is
just a passing distraction. Want to know more
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Gemini

If you have not already been granted a glance in the crystal ball, you
can expect your glimpse of the future to arrive soon. You might see
several possible ways in which a current drama may develop. If so,
here’s how to distinguish between the various visions. The depressing
one is merely a projection of your own deepest fear. The impossibly
perfect one is similarly a reflection of your wildest dream. The one
to trust is the one that just seems gently reassuring. See it and
smile. Want to know more about what your future
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Cancer

A decision has been made. A line has been drawn. A turning point has
been reached… and passed. Whatever else lies in store, it cannot
bring a return to the drama that you have just been through. There are
soon going to be many new options to explore, opportunities to
capitalise on and offerings to accept. Maybe you need a little more
time to adapt to recent change before you feel comfortable to step
forward with confidence. But when you do, your feet will fall on solid
ground. Want to know more about what your future
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Leo

Does it seem as if someone is treating you unfairly? Has an awkward
development created seemingly irreconcilable tension? Such
difficulties often have a deceptively simple cause. Most adults find
it very hard to be childlike. They experience emotional sensitivity -
but, instead of expressing this, they disguise it. They try to be
‘adult’. They create complicated explanations to divert attention away
from hurt feelings or needs that they dare not admit to. If you want
progress, encourage honesty. Want to know more
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Virgo

Just as muscular people tend to assume they can push any obstacle out
of their way, highly intelligent folk have a habit of assuming that
all problems can be solved by the power of logic. Even with both brain
and brawn on your side now, though, you’re up against something that
will neither be outwitted nor outweighed. It is your ability to adapt
that you must employ. That, plus your less frequently exercised
ability to be patient. Time is your most effective ally. Till it moves
on, move over. Want to know more about what your
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Libra

Someone likes you. Someone special. Someone you like. What else do you
need to know? Is it not enough, now, to know that you are appreciated
and respected? Of course it is not enough. You want more. You can have
it too. In time. But you still should savour and relish a very special
bond that you are now subtly building with a particular individual. It
exists for a reason. There are constructive things that you can do
together. And for each other. And for the wider world.
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Scorpio

Restlessness-inducing factors surround you. Few and far between are
Scorpios who are managing to feel mellow and relaxed under a cosmic
climate like this. You are also dealing with someone who seems to have
a strange definition of the word ‘fairness’. Indeed, this individual
clearly owns a dubious dictionary in which ‘honesty’ and ‘loyalty’ are
also wrongly explained. That hardly constitutes a reason for you to
take a leaf out of their book, though. Relax. Improvements are
imminent. Amazing opportunities await in the next
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Sagittarius

You are living through a time of exceptional opportunity. You really
must not feel, if you drop a ball or miss a chance, that you have
blown it, big time, forever. You will eventually get where you need to
be, even if you keep walking in the opposite direction. Even if you
make the wrong choices or jump to crazy conclusions, circumstances
will conspire to turn you in your tracks. You MUST connect with a
golden gift soon… and a way to do so will keep presenting itself
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Capricorn

Every second, in theory, is as long as every other second. Minutes,
hours and days are exactly equal too. Yet the evidence to the contrary
is in every classroom and office. How many aeons is that lesson
dragging on for? How much more quickly will lunch break pass than the
hour before it? Time is merely a perceived phenomenon. Heisenberg’s
‘uncertainty principle’ suggests that if the perception of time is
variable, time itself must be variable too. Try to be patient now.
Things will soon speed up. Amazing opportunities
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Aquarius

It is possible that you are not looking forward to the immediate
future. You may fear that it is likely to prove too expensive - or
that a certain situation will draw more from you, emotionally, than
you have to give. You may indeed, get into a tight spot, but you won’t
come up against more than you can cope with. The awkward developments
in your life now are simply part of a process by which you are being
alerted to much-needed changes. See what needs to be done and you’ll
find you can do it. Amazing opportunities await in
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Pisces

It is easy to be wise after an event. Hindsight is always 20/20. You,
though, need to be sure you are doing the right thing, while you are
in the midst of a drama. You can’t wait till later. Try sending a
message to your future self. Ask it what it thinks. Then, when you get
to the future, send the message back! Maybe this will allow you to
transcend time and get tomorrow’s insight today. Failing that, just be
as thoughtful, as smart, as compassionate, as noble and as sincere as
you know how to be! Amazing opportunities await in
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
I can’t help
but feel that all this talk about Cosmic Ordering is very selfish. You
keep printing letters from people who are trying to get what they
want. Couldn’t they do some cosmic giving - and help make the world a
better place for others instead?
Andy

Dear Andy,
They could.
Whilst it can be used entirely for personal and materialistic ends,
Cosmic Ordering can also be part of the process by which the whole
world becomes a more conscious, compassionate place. If that’s what
enough of us truly want to prioritise, that’s what we can create.

If
life is a journey… where is the map? Actually, it exists! Secretly,
silently, it was issued by the cosmos at the very moment when you
first arrived on this planet. If you’ve never seen your full personal
birth chart, it’s time you knew what it contained. It’s a complete map
of the sky as it looked, from your birthplace, at the exact minute you
were born. It contains valuable information about your past, your
present… and your future potential. It will tell you what makes you
unique - and where your greatest opportunities and talents lie. It’s
available, instantly, on line. Just click here.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Aries

The best things in life rarely happen in quite the way that we thought
they would. The very best that life has to offer will always contain
an element of surprise. It will also, always, cause us to challenge
our old ideas about the world. Only ’second best’ is perfectly
predictable. If you really want the best, just remind yourself that
you deserve the best - and that you don’t necessarily know what it is.
Life wants you to have the best. Trust that… and accept whatever
you’re given today. Don’t just read this short
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Taurus

Played at high volume, almost any piece of music will sound
impressive. Only the most beautiful compositions, though, will engage
our attention and earn our respect if rendered subtly and softly. What
matters now, is not the amount of emphasis that you are placing on a
particular subject. It’s the amount of grace, wit and depth of
sensitivity which you are applying to it. You are now doing something
delicately and slowly, this is having the right impact. Don’t become
blaring instead of caring. Don’t just read this
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Gemini

Others can help you now, to ask the right questions. The answers,
though, have to be ones that you arrive at yourself - and that you
then put into practice almost single-handedly. Don’t see this as bad
news. There’s nothing in your outlook to signify a lack of success.
You can improve a situation that has been tiresomely inadequate for
far too long, once you recognise that there are certain
responsibilities that only you can honour. Accept support where it is
offered… but trust yourself. Don’t just read this
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Cancer

You can be magnificently magnanimous, breathtakingly benign,
fantastically forgiving and stunningly supportive… when you choose
to be. Only, though, if you choose to be, will you be. You can (and
sometimes do) go the other way. Both directions take you a long way.
Both are hard to change, once taken. No matter, though, how hurt,
upset, worried or unsure you are of a certain person or situation now,
optimism and kindness will bring triumph. Anger will bring
angst. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Leo

You now need help from others. It’s available and you shouldn’t feel
bad about seeking or accepting this. It is not as if you are a charity
case. Either you have, right now, something important to offer in
return for assistance or you will have it once you get past a
particular obstacle. Others have no reason to think you will take a
gift for granted and nor should you feel reluctant to request one. If
you advertise, far and wide, for what you now require you should soon
get it. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Virgo

We need, now, to take a good long look at what’s ‘not possible’ and
why. I say ‘we’, rather than ‘you’, because the thought process is not
one that you can successfully go through on your own. You probably
need the support of a good friend as well as an astrologer, in order
to pursue it to the right conclusion. If, though, you are prepared to
honestly explore your deepest fears and aspirations with someone you
can truly trust, you will soon discover that a big barrier is actually
just a little hurdle. Don’t just read this short
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Libra

Here comes the future. There goes the past. It’s amazing how closely
the two coexist without ever coinciding. In much the same way, day and
night chase each other endlessly yet they never catch up. For a few
mysterious moments, each dusk and twilight, they try to merge.
Ultimately, though, like joy and sorrow, they cannot be together in
the same place at the same time for long. The past is still near. You
can still see it if you turn around. But the future is even nearer.
Look ahead. Be glad. Want to know more about what
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Scorpio

Financial issues are not the only issues which are now creating some
cause for concern - but we may as well focus on those, for they
reflect the overall pattern that is now unfolding in your life. You
feel stretched. It seems as if you just don’t have the resources you
need in order to make moves that you yearn to make. An aspect of your
situation seems demanding and unfair. Yet there is a solution - and
you are more than half way to finding and applying it. Soon, you’ll
feel far more secure. Want to know more about what
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Sagittarius

All that glisters is not gold. Some of it is platinum. Some of it is
diamond encrusted. Some of it too, of course, is just shiny,
holographic wrapping paper. Most, though, of what’s now gleaming so
attractively in your life, is worth reaching for. If you work on the
assumption that an idea or an option is likely to be worthwhile, you
will have the balance of probability in your favour. Be open-minded
and optimistic unless you have a big doubt or misgiving about
something or someone. Only then should you investigate it.
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Capricorn

‘The train leaves at seven. The show starts at eight. The shop shuts
at nine.’ We are all, it seems, permanently obliged to be aware of
what’s due to happen and when. We are forever juggling our plans to
make the best use of our time. Why, though, do we keep racing
everywhere? Because we don’t want to miss anything important. Yet what
could possibly be more vital now than your ability to relax, to think
clearly and to make the right choices? THAT’S what you’ll miss if you
hurry. Want to know more about what your future
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Aquarius

How encouraging is our outlook? How full of hope and promise? Er,
hmmm… well, there is no denying a positive influence, but there are
other powerful alignments taking place and some of these are
cathartic. They speak of deep insights and decisive developments, all
of which somehow ‘force’ vital issues. A big change is about to take
place. You may not instantly be happy about all that it puts you
through, but you will enjoy (and come to be exceedingly glad of) all
it leads you to. Want to know more about what your
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Pisces

A drama is dragging on. A doubt is beginning to emerge. You may have
rid yourself of an annoying wasp but have you, in the process of
swatting it, disturbed a hidden nest of hornets? Not quite. The
bothersome buzzing noise that you can now hear is not a worse problem
than the one you have just solved - but it is a problem of similar
intensity. You had no alternative other than to bring it into being -
and you have no reason to think that it cannot be easily
conquered. Want to know more about what your
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
The
International Astronomical Union has declared that a ‘planet’ is a
celestial body that orbits the Sun, has sufficient mass to assume a
hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and has cleared the
neighbourhood around its orbit. Pluto is no longer a planet because it
has not cleared its orbit. But Neptune has not cleared Pluto from its
orbit either. And OUR MOON is in orbit round the Sun, not the Earth.
It’s just got a wiggle caused by interacting with us. So, as Earth has
not ‘cleared its neighbourhood’, is it no longer a planet
either?
Marc

If life is a journey… where is the map? Actually,
it exists! Secretly, silently, it was issued by the cosmos at the very
moment when you first arrived on this planet. If you’ve never seen
your full personal birth chart, it’s time you knew what it contained.
It’s a complete map of the sky as it looked, from your birthplace, at
the exact minute you were born. It contains valuable information about
your past, your present… and your future potential. It will tell you
what makes you unique - and where your greatest opportunities and
talents lie. It’s available, instantly, on line. Just click here.

Jonathan’s new book on Cosmic Ordering has just been published in the UK, click here to order a copy from Amazon.

5 Star Service. Many people say the in depth spoken predictions I record each week are the most accurate and inspiring readings they have ever heard. For a month’s free trial click here.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Aries

You may regret a development that took place some while back. You will
soon, though, understand how necessary this was. Without it - or the
lesson you learned from it - you would not have been able to make the
progress that is now becoming possible. As you do increase the rate of
positive change in your life, remember you are not a helpless
passenger, but the pilot of your own vehicle. Concentrate on choosing
a wise route. As long as you know where you are going and why, you
will be fine. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
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Taurus

Be careful what you wish for… you may just get it. Why might this be
a problem? Think for a moment. Well, consider all those salutary
fairytales about wish-granting fairies. How easy might it be to
request something petty when you should be seeking something wise and
wonderful? How awful would you feel if you took a chance to please
your pride when you could be satisfying your soul? Think today, about
what’s really right and then aim for it. Then you’ll never regret what
you get! Want to know more about what your future
holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your exact
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Gemini

Yes, things ARE on the mend. No, they are NOT getting worse. Nor are
you going round in ever-decreasing circles. You are travelling down a
difficult road; one that many people would take one look at and walk
away from. You are wondering whether you were right to make the choice
that you did but it is a) far too late to turn back and b) far too
early to conclude that you have made a mistake. What’s happening now
is what has needed to happen for a long time. Soon, you’ll see this
and smile. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
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Cancer

Plenty of people are well liked by others and highly secure from a
financial point of view. If, though, they feel that their lives lack
depth - or they crave some change that money cannot buy, those envied
assets count for little. You are soon due to become better off. There
is, though, a dilemma arising that can’t be solved with money. It
requires a change of heart on your part and a willingness to explore
new horizons. Enjoy the gains you are starting to make and let them
inspire more inner confidence. Want to know more
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Leo

There are not two sides to every story. There are twenty-two. Or.
Maybe, even 222. That’s the best - and worst - thing about life on a
planet which contains such contrast and diversity. It’s no wonder that
we all seek ‘ultimate definitions’ and ‘permanent solutions.’ They
represent, to something deep in our psyches, a possible source of
shelter from a storm of uncertainty. But a particular grey area may
always be grey. Don’t try to make it black or white. Accept the
existence of a paradox! Want to know more about
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Virgo

People born under your sign are often accused of being a little too
cautious, serious or responsible. Those who know you, though, know how
playful and adventurous you can actually be. They also know how
honourable you are. It is this determination to be fair, even when
you’re having fun, or to be wise, even when you are being silly, that
sometimes gets misunderstood or causes problems. Very soon, though, it
is going to be deeply appreciated. It is also due to pay big
dividends. Want to know more about what your
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Libra

Let’s begin our forecast with a clear, unequivocal definition of the
difference between right and wrong. It’s er… whoops. I have just
offered to supply something that I can’t deliver! We all wish such
judgements were so easy to make… but we know that only bigots and
buffoons believe themselves capable of making them, unerringly,
always. What’s right now? Your sincere desire to do the right thing.
If you have that, plus a willingness to understand what the wrong
thing might be, you’ll be fine. Amazing
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Scorpio

What are you capable of? How clever can you be when you make an
effort? How much experience do you have, how much insight have you
gained over the years, how many impressive tricks do you have up your
sleeve? More than you realise. Others, though, are aware of the
contribution you are capable of making. You are in demand and under
pressure, but you also command a great deal of respect. Soon you will
discover many new reasons to feel happy, glad and proud.
Amazing opportunities await in the next few days. To hear
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Sagittarius

Some people think astrologers can see everything. If my car breaks
down, though, I won’t be casting a chart to find out where the problem
lies. Not, at least, unless a series of qualified mechanics have
failed to find the fault. The first thing to do, whenever there’s a
mystery to solve, is apply appropriate expertise. Not too far away,
there’s a fairly obvious answer to your current question. Your task is
simply to talk to the person who is likely to know the most, not the
one you find it easiest to speak to. Amazing
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Capricorn

Do you feel isolated? Are you further away than you want to be from
that which is close to your heart? We all know that physical distance
can never reduce the connection between two things which belong to one
another. We forget, though, that emotional or psychological distance
is equally irrelevant in the greater scheme of things. There may now
be a necessary, temporary division or absence to contend with, but
it’s part of a process that can only bring a deeper
relationship. Amazing opportunities await in the
next few days. To hear about them click here and enjoy a month’s free trial of the
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Aquarius

How many years have you been on this planet? How many problems have
you solved? How many challenges have you risen to? How many skills
have you acquired? How much experience have you gained? The answer is
the same in every case. Not as many as you are going to… but enough
to count for something. If you decide that a current difficulty
represents a matter you can easily cope with, are you being
dangerously complacent or are you being deeply wise? The latter.
Definitely. Amazing opportunities await in the
next few days. To hear about them click here and enjoy a month’s free trial of the
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Pisces

The hardest ideas to grasp are, usually, the most obvious. We can see
into the far distance, more easily than we can see what’s directly
under our nose. You have struggled to make sense of a confusing
situation. You have searched for a plan that will work or a solution
that will satisfy everyone who needs to be satisfied. In doing this,
you have overlooked one simple, basic but wonderful truth. As this
dawns on you, you may at first feel it is irrelevant. Slowly though,
great inspiration will arrive. Amazing
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
I was puzzled
when I noticed the local squirrel family ferrying their offspring one
by one from a large tree at the end of my garden to an equally large
tree in the next but one garden. I couldn’t understand why they should
decamp from one tree to another especially as their new home was a
fruit tree - not a nut tree! The next day, however, I returned home to
find that tree surgeons had been and performed surgery on their old
home. Those squirrels MUST have known their babies were
imperilled!
Jenny.

If life is a journey… where is the map?
Actually, it exists! Secretly, silently, it was issued by the cosmos
at the very moment when you first arrived on this planet. If you’ve
never seen your full personal birth chart, it’s time you knew what it
contained. It’s a complete map of the sky as it looked, from your
birthplace, at the exact minute you were born. It contains valuable
information about your past, your present… and your future
potential. It will tell you what makes you unique - and where your
greatest opportunities and talents lie. It’s available, instantly, on
line. Just click here.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Monday, August 28, 2006

Aries

Mars is about to form a right angle to Pluto. This time last week,
Pluto was an important portent of intense transformation. Last
Thursday, though, 2,500 astronomers in Prague decided that Pluto no
longer meant what it once meant to them. Test for yourself whether
Pluto still has its power. Has your life been changing, dramatically
by the day, lately? Did that all stop last Thursday? …No?… Well
then, Pluto is still powerful. And this week, your drama is going to
culminate and then resolve itself. While recording your latest
prediction, I looked carefully at your options – and made a big
discovery. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Taurus

The Beatles sang, ‘All you need is love.’ They were much criticised
for this display of wide-eyed idealism and hopeless impracticality.
But they were right. It is all you need. Ironically, it is all you’ve
got. It is all you are made of. It is what keeps you alive and what
keeps the planet turning. We are created out of love. We can choose
whether or not to feel it. But we can’t stop the cosmos from loving
us. Something has lately stood between you and your ability to feel
that way. The barrier is going now. Don’t just read
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Gemini

Life rarely gives us time to stop and think. One thing follows
another. We have only just made an adjustment when suddenly, we find
ourselves needing to redress some further imbalance or tackle some
additional challenge. When the pace finally eases up, we are often too
exhausted and shell-shocked to reflect. We just go into a kind of zone
and watch a lot of TV or generally ignore what has recently happened.
Now, though, you are looking back and realising how far you have
come. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
sign. Listen to my in-depth explanation of all you have to look
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Cancer

In comics they have mad scientists and evil villains who laugh
maniacally as they discuss their wicked plans to enslave the world.
Why are such characters unrealistic? Because they are conscious of
their own dark intent. In real life, heroes and monsters alike
believe, from their heart of hearts, that they are doing the right
thing, the best thing; the most wonderful thing. You can’t tell, just
from the intensity of your emotions whether your current plan is good
or bad. You can, though, be open to guidance. Don’t
just read this short forecast for your sign. Listen to my in-depth
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week. Try your new Five Star audio service for free click here.

Leo

Last week astronomers stripped Pluto of its celestial status. What a
pity that they couldn’t eradicate its influence with another stroke of
the same pen. Pluto represents mass obsession, international
extremism, dark, invisible power, the potential of transformation
through destruction, spiritual void and psychological shadow. These
forces cannot simply be ‘announced away’ in anyone’s life. They have
to be faced and conquered - as in the deep healing process you are now
undergoing. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Virgo

When the little boy stood in the town square, shouting out the truth
about the emperor’s new clothes, he did not make himself very popular.
It was quite some while before he broke the spell for anyone else. At
first, he was treated as a heretic to be silenced and suppressed. His
was a very lonely position. But it wasn’t really faith he needed to
see him through. He simply could not ignore what had become obvious.
And, eventually he was proven right - as you will be this week.
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Libra

If the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, why don’t we all
just take up bungee jumping? Once we have overcome our initial terror,
we will be able to experience the elation of confidence for evermore.
Er… won’t we? It is, of course, not quite so simple. We should not
fear fear. But nor should we go out of our way to invite it into our
lives in some great gesture of generosity. You have nothing to be
afraid of this week as long as you show a little wise respect for what
you now fear. Want to know more about what your
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Scorpio

Once Scorpio was ruled by Mars, plain and simple. Then, along came
Pluto. Last week, scientists got rid of it. First, they distracted
astrologers with some strange talk about how Pluto was really a double
entity. Charon, its moon, was really its twin. Then they said, forget
all that, it doesn’t matter anyway, and they removed Pluto from the
solar system. Or, at least, they tried to. Pluto, though, is still
there. So too is the goal that you are now being told you cannot
reach. Just keep reaching for it. Want to know
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Sagittarius

Our plans don’t always come to fruition. Sometimes we have to fight
hard to do them justice and sometimes we have to let go of them. We
all understand this. We don’t, though, always find it easy to know
what we need to try harder with - and what we ought to walk away from.
One way to help clarify this is to ask whether we might be deceiving
ourselves in some way or whether someone else is secretly trying to
persuade us of a particular point of view. Want to
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Capricorn

Stars? Planets? Why should they matter? They give out so little light.
Passing planes are much brighter against the darkness. Satellites and
space shuttles can be seen more easily than distant objects like the
recently relegated Pluto. Appearances, though, can be deceptive. That
which shines brightly is not always worth the most. That which seems
small and insignificant can sometimes have immense, amazing power.
Here comes a week during which little is quite as it seems. But all is
still very hopeful. Want to know more about what
your future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from
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Aquarius

Astronomers voted, last week, to reclassify the planet Pluto. It must
have given them great satisfaction, after decades of passive
observation, to feel as if they were in charge of the sky. They
clearly draw similar comfort from their nonsensical notion of the ‘big
bang’. How they can sit, with a straight face, and talk about the
moment when eternity started, beggars belief. Take care, this week,
that you don’t overly rationalise something that is not really so easy
to comprehend. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
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Pisces

Somewhere, in a distant part of the galaxy, alien scientists are now
engaged in deep discussion. They have seen our planet and have begun
to suspect it contains intelligent life. After careful evaluation,
they have decided that they must have been mistaken. Earth should be
relegated to a minor celestial object and its inhabitants should be
reclassified as nothing but a bunch of TV watchers and/or religious
extremists. Believe in yourself this week, regardless of who else
does. Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Pluto has been weighed and found
wanting, sized up and marked down. It is, says a selection of top
astronomers, too skinny and scrawny to be a proper planet. I spent
much of the weekend trying to write about this. It was hard to find
the words to express my disbelief at the sheer idiocy of this
size-obsessed decision. Then I learned that senior scientists feel the
same. Already some have broken ranks and variously described the
decision as ‘inept’ and ‘embarrassing’. I hereby predict that they
will yet find a way to reverse - or wriggle out of - it.

If life is
a journey… where is the map? Actually, it exists! Secretly,
silently, it was issued by the cosmos at the very moment when you
first arrived on this planet. If you’ve never seen your full personal
birth chart, it’s time you knew what it contained. It’s a complete map
of the sky as it looked, from your birthplace, at the exact minute you
were born. It contains valuable information about your past, your
present… and your future potential. It will tell you what makes you
unique - and where your greatest opportunities and talents lie. It’s
available, instantly, on line. Just click here.

Jonathan’s new book on Cosmic Ordering has just been published in the UK, click here to order a copy from Amazon.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, August 25, 2006

Aries

‘Before you judge someone, you should first walk a mile in their
shoes.’ The true origins of this famous saying are lost in the mist of
time. Almost certainly, they date back to a period when most folk wore
adjustable sandals. In these modern times of rigid shoe sizes, we
could do ourselves serious damage by attempting this exercise. Anyway,
the statement is not supposed to be taken literally. Watch, this
weekend, for your tendency to misconstrue an offer or
suggestion. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Taurus

Venus this weekend forms a conjunction to Saturn which, in turn,
opposes Neptune. Though this presents a challenge, it effectively
underlines the power and strength of your traditional heavenly ruler.
Venus is the ultimate feminine archetype. She is the reason for your
creativity, your love of fine things and your natural charm. Expect,
this weekend, to manifest all these qualities and more with great
success as you come to terms with an obstacle or difficulty, and then
find a realistic way to tackle it. Don’t just read
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Gemini

You are not as old as you are going to be. You are not as young as you
used to be. So, how wise are you? As wise as you want to be. You can
choose, this weekend, whether to draw on your experience and reach for
an ideal way of behaviour - or whether to just have the same old
reaction that you always have when a certain challenging situation
arises. You want to move on, don’t you? Then, even if you set out down
the wrong road, change course and head for the right one. Apparently
you’ve got a ‘problem’. Actually, there’s a solution.
Don’t just read this short forecast for your sign. Listen
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Cancer

Imagine if you had never made a dubious choice in your entire life.
Suppose you had been right about absolutely everything. What if your
every action had been impeccable? What if each decision had been
guided by an infallible inner genius? You think you would be happy
now? I doubt it. You would be bored and, worse, you would be boring!
Any idiot can get things right. Only a noble fool, though, can
recognise the hidden magic and meaning in an apparent mistake and then
learn from it. Don’t just read this short forecast
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Leo

Murphy’s Law states that, ‘If anything can go wrong, it will.’ We can
only wonder what depressed him so badly and caused him to adopt this
pessimistic philosophy. To him, though, it was undoubtedly true. For,
in believing this, he was invoking another universal law - the law of
self-fulfilling prophecy. If you believe you are going to have a
problem, you are effectively inviting one into your life. Despite
recent worrying signs and signals, Murphy’s Law is not governing you
this weekend. Don’t just read this short forecast
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Virgo

If you really want to keep it, you must first be willing to let it go.
If you truly want to enjoy success, you must be prepared to accept
failure with good grace. If you are not interested in seeing both
sides of the situation, you will never see either side with clarity.
You are going through an important phase of change. The next 28 days
or so, will show you new perspectives, priorities and possibilities.
You need only one thing to see you safely and profitably through it
all. An open mind. Don’t just read this short
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Libra

Your ruler, this weekend, conjuncts Saturn. Some astrologers might
interpret this as an inauspicious omen. They might infer an imminent
experience of restriction and limitation. They would probably be right
about that, but they would be missing a key point. Whatever or whoever
you come up against, you have the power to come out on top. You are
not about to be held back. You are about to discover what has been
holding you back and to finally see how you can go round it or through
it. Want to know more about what your future
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Scorpio

‘You need to make up your mind!’ That’s what people say to each other
at times of doubt and indecision. It is, though, never a good idea to
summon certainty without first assessing every option and alternative.
If you make up your mind before first becoming sure what you are
making up your mind about, you are filling your life with prejudice.
You now feel very torn. It would be much more comfortable to resolve a
tricky situation one way or another. Give it just a little more
time. Want to know more about what your future
holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your exact
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Sagittarius

Some things really need to happen this weekend. Others look as if they
ought to be happening. Don’t confuse the two. For some strange reason,
we value our intellect more than our instinct. If we have a feeling
about something or someone, we all but ignore it. If we have an idea,
we take it terribly seriously. No matter how cleverly reasoned your
line of logic may be this week, it won’t prove as reliable as your
heart. That now feels something very strongly and sincerely. It
deserves to be respected. Want to know more about
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Capricorn

Venus forms a conjunction to Saturn this weekend. That’s good for your
love life. It implies enhanced creativity too. You are, or soon will
be, ‘on a roll’. You will be almost magnetically guided towards
positive opportunities, bargain purchases, earning possibilities,
inspired ideas and people who appreciate the quality of your company.
Will everything go your way? Of course not. Life’s never like that.
Will most things work out pretty pleasingly? They will. Life isn’t
always like that, but it’s that way now. Want to
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Aquarius

Remember the tale of the tiny mouse who extracted a thorn from an
elephant’s foot? The elephant never forgot. Did you once do a favour
for a fairy? It looks as if you are about to be rewarded for a good
deed done long ago. Don’t rest on your laurels. Do more good deeds
this weekend, where and when you can. Still, though, don’t be too
surprised when someone allows or enables you to take part in a
pleasing, profitable activity or to share a pleasurable
experience. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
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Pisces

Plants grow quicker if you feed and water them. Obviously, there is a
point past which that becomes counterproductive. If you give them too
much, they may never thrive. This weekend, you find yourself waiting
for something to happen. You can only do a certain amount to hasten
the process. But what steps you can take, you should. The right kind
of effort, made in a sensitive way in an appropriate moment, will have
an enormous impact. You will still need to be patient but for nowhere
near as long. Want to know more about what your
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

How ironic that Pluto should be
dismissed on grounds of size. It was discovered at the same time as
Plutonium. Hence the similar name. Pluto governs nuclear energy which
is all about the power of subatomic particles. You can hardly say that
these are ‘too small to matter!’ To astronomers, Pluto may now be a
‘dwarf planet’ but to astrologers, it remains terribly important.

If
life is a journey… where is the map? Actually, it exists! Secretly,
silently, it was issued by the cosmos at the very moment when you
first arrived on this planet. If you’ve never seen your full personal
birth chart, it’s time you knew what it contained. It’s a complete map
of the sky as it looked, from your birthplace, at the exact minute you
were born. It contains valuable information about your past, your
present… and your future potential. It will tell you what makes you
unique - and where your greatest opportunities and talents lie. It’s
available, instantly, on line. Just click here.

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I posted the following at The-Singers.com (I’m re-posting this entry on all of my sites in the HART-Empire Network)

I’m looking for BANDS, PROMOTERS, REVIEWERS, and ANY MUSIC RELATED SITE that offers subscriptions via email … to provide me and this blog with periodic content updates via email.

This could be …

* news of up and coming concert dates ..
* reviews of bands and their music
* interest stories about the music industry and people in it
* I’m open to suggests for other stuff ..

What I am looking for is something like this …

* Bands, promoters, and webmasters would be able to email this blog directly to post articles, reviews and other music related content immediately
* I would like to find ezines articles that is music related .. the email address would be directly to this blog and get posted immediately
* Royalty free (i.e. I do not want to pay for any services to receive the content) - content becomes content of this blog but can contain as many links to as many blogs, sites, affiliate products, or to sites that you want to promote (email receipts of content, generally will not be modified). The public will be seeing the content, RSS feeds will be available, and there is monetization on this blog.

I hope that was obvious … even if you are a local band and send out a monthly newsletter .. I hope you consider the above.

If you are interested .. drop me a line .. to:
hart (at) PetLvr (dot) com

with the subject line:
The-Singers.com / Sign Me Up!

And I will provide you with the special email address to use.

Take care
HART (1-800-HART)

PS: the-singers.com is currently a PR6 ,, if that matters ,, although as you know - that can always change.

Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, August 24, 2006

Aries

‘Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.’ Well, as
everyone on this planet is crazy, in one way or another, that will be
all of us then. Perhaps things were different back in the times of the
Greek playwright who wrote this. Today, though, he is only remembered
in a joke: ‘Knock, knock.’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Euripides.’ ‘Euripides
who?’ ‘Euripides trousers, you pay for a new pair.’ You face a mad
situation now. If you don’t want it to destroy you, don’t take it so
seriously. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
exact date, time and place of birth. I’ll check the position of every
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Taurus

Taurus and Scorpio are opposite signs. It now turns out that the ruler
of Scorpio, Pluto, is a twin planet. Its opposite number is Charon -
the ferryman of the underworld. Might this planet now have an
association with your sign? Or might you be ruled by the voluptuous
leather-clad Amazon, Xena? It is clear that, either way, the heavens
are insisting we rethink all we know about what Taureans are - or are
not - capable of. The more you rethink this too, the more amazing your
day will be. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
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Gemini

We like what we know - and we know what we like. Why do we not like
what we do not know? Because we do not know whether or not we will
like it! We make an awful lot of assumptions. We uphold a lot of
traditions. That all works fine while life is giving us what we think
it ought to be giving us. If something isn’t right in your world now,
it may be time to start learning more about something that you don’t
yet know enough about and that, actually, you might very much
like. Want to know more about what your future
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Cancer

Cancerians are kind, clever, caring. There are, of course, exceptions
to every rule. But the good news is, we know where the exceptions are.
I won’t lower the tone of this page by naming names. Let’s just say
that, as the negative side of your sign is now being expressed so well
by a certain person in a position of power, you are completely free to
focus only on the positive. All you have to do now, is be the wisest,
most sympathetic person you know how to be and this will yet be a
great day. Want to know more about what your
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Leo

Everything you need is near you. It may not be obvious. You may have
to do a little detective work and employ some ingenuity too. You may
have to slightly rethink the notion of what it is you actually need.
You may have to remember resources that you have not drawn on in a
while or swallow your pride and request assistance from a companion.
But as long as you are prepared to reach out hopefully, Jupiter
insists that you will soon find something solid and reliable that you
can grasp. Want to know more about what your
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Virgo

The rules are being rewritten. The goalposts are being moved. The
traditions are being challenged. The precedents are being ignored.
Protocol? Overruled. Convention? Undermined. What’s possible now? What
you want to make possible. Not necessarily immediately or instantly,
but soon enough if you are steady enough. You just need to be clear
about what you believe, what you want and how hard you are prepared to
work in order to bring it all about. The New Moon means magic.
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Libra

Nothing fits. It doesn’t seem to matter how you change it or rearrange
it. You are trying to make sense of a paradox. You’ve got lots of
components but they don’t fit together to make a finished article of
any recognisable description. You’ve got plenty to baffle you and
plenty too, to cause exasperation and agitation. Can any of this chaos
magically turn into a perfectly calm, satisfactory situation?
According to your astrological outlook, it can. Have a little more
faith for a little longer. Amazing opportunities
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Scorpio

You’ve got a lot to think about. You’ve got a lot to discuss. Have you
also, got a lot to do? Almost certainly not. If there is action to be
taken, it’s comparatively simple. It won’t require enormous effort.
The hard part is not the task itself, it is working out precisely what
needs to be done. Even that won’t be difficult today, as long as you
remember what matters and why. Don’t let someone tell you a story.
Don’t distract yourself with an idea that looks attractive yet which
is based on a wild idealistic dream. Amazing
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Sagittarius

A celestial support network is now operating in your favour. If you
feel besieged or beleaguered, it can only be because somehow, in some
way, this is what you need to feel at the moment. Perhaps there is a
situation that you need to look at from a different angle. Maybe there
is a difficult decision that you really need to reach. Whatever is
happening is happening for a reason. The reason is good. Don’t be
nervous or anxious. You are being well taken care of by a kindly
sky. Amazing opportunities await in the next few
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Capricorn

Financially embarrassed? You shouldn’t be. You shouldn’t be because,
even if you are, it is nothing to be embarrassed about. Another reason
why you shouldn’t be is because, even if you are, you won’t be soon.
Venus speaks of an imminent improvement in your economic outlook. It
may arrive almost automatically but the chances are that you will have
to make an effort to seize your opportunities. In order to do this
successfully, it is important that you feel confident, not
embarrassed. Amazing opportunities await in the
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Aquarius

Is everything exactly as it should be? Well, of course not. There is
enormous room for improvement but that doesn’t mean that key factors
are not fine, just the way they are. As these are the things that
ultimately mean more than all else, why be disheartened? Today brings
an opportunity to tackle an outstanding issue and to deal with the
situation that is far from ideal. By all means seize this chance but
don’t let it distract you from a recognition of all that’s good, just
as it is. Amazing opportunities await in the next
few days. To hear about them click here and enjoy a month’s free trial of the
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Pisces

Sometimes, when we let go of something or someone, we feel very
vulnerable. We experience regret, not freedom. We forget the reasons
why we felt it was a wise idea to move on. We can think only of all
that we no longer have and that we may now miss. We have to be strong.
Only gradually do we see the benefit of our brave choice. It is now
becoming clear to you that your own such recent decision was truly
wise. Here comes a sense of great vindication and relief.
Amazing opportunities await in the next few days. To hear
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
When I got
back from my holiday, on the way to collect my car, I got a strong
urge to check the front passenger tyre at the nearest service station.
It was fine so I thought nothing more about it. But when I woke next
morning, that tyre was completely flat!
Regards,
Warren

We all
have tales of this type to tell. One day soon, instead of ignoring
them or feeling uncomfortable about them, we will start to take them
seriously and will learn how to make much more effective use of our
in-built powers of prescience.

If life is a journey… where is the
map? Actually, it exists! Secretly, silently, it was issued by the
cosmos at the very moment when you first arrived on this planet. If
you’ve never seen your full personal birth chart, it’s time you knew
what it contained. It’s a complete map of the sky as it looked, from
your birthplace, at the exact minute you were born. It contains
valuable information about your past, your present… and your future
potential. It will tell you what makes you unique - and where your
greatest opportunities and talents lie. It’s available, instantly, on
line. Just click here.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Aries

‘That which does not destroy us makes us stronger.’ So said Frederick
Nietzsche. Then again, Nietzsche’s other big idea was ‘nihilism’: the
notion that, ultimately, nothing has any meaning at all. We don’t have
to go to the edge of despair simply to become stronger. It’s true that
tough times can strengthen us. It’s true too, that life’s purpose is
partly to acknowledge its purposelessness. But not everything has to
be hard or complicated - and it certainly doesn’t have to be that way
for you today. Don’t just read this short forecast
for your sign. Listen to my in-depth explanation of all you have to
look forward to, this week and every week. Try your new Five Star
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Taurus

When new planets are discovered, they are attributed to the signs that
currently have to ’share’ a ruling planet. Taurus and Libra share
Venus. Quite possibly, once astrologers get used to working with the
three new planets that have just been announced, we may offer you a
new way to look at the archetype that drives your personality. Already
it’s clear that you are not who you once thought you were and that
your life has a lot more positive potential than you once thought it
had. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
sign. Listen to my in-depth explanation of all you have to look
forward to, this week and every week. Try your new Five Star audio
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Gemini

A lot of kettles had rattled a lot of lids before James Watt one day
watched this happening and grasped the potential power of steam. A lot
of apples had fallen on a lot of heads before Isaac Newton had his
revelation about gravity. A lot of seemingly ordinary things have
hidden magic. The fact that nobody else can see this - or that you,
yourself, have looked at them before and seen nothing - cannot be a
reason to assume that there is nothing there to be seen. Revisit the
obvious today. Don’t just read this short forecast
for your sign. Listen to my in-depth explanation of all you have to
look forward to, this week and every week. Try your new Five Star
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Cancer

Today’s New Moon in your solar house suggests success in a process of
negotiation. You don’t have a deal to do? There isn’t a trade-off you
can make? Actually, there is. It’s just that you may not yet be able
to see it. Perhaps you think you are up against a law that is
immutable or a set of circumstances that can never be changed. Keep
thinking. Keep looking. Keep talking. You are nearer than you think to
a breakthrough that you need. What’s more, it needs you as much as you
need it. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Leo

There are many reasons why things could go wrong. There always are.
They mill about like extras in a movie, just waiting to be called into
the scenes. Are they necessary? As a group, yes. As individuals, no.
We don’t really have to worry about the particular reasons why things
might go wrong. It’s enough to know that they exist and that some
adjustment has to be made for them. Or, at least, that’s the way it is
for you today. Look for reasons why things could work out perfectly
and you’ll find that they do. Don’t just read this
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you have to look forward to, this week and every week. Try your new
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Virgo

The cards are in your favour, the odds are on your side. You are being
singled out by an exceptional cosmic climate for some very special
treatment. The planets know something that you don’t know and they
very much want you to find out what this is. They are going to keep
dropping hints and creating opportunities until you make the
discovery. Don’t think so much in terms of luck, as in terms of
transformation. Don’t think in terms of days, more in terms of weeks.
Expect something amazing. Don’t just read this
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Libra

It’s one thing to juggle oranges or even flaming batons. You need
nerves of steel though, to use live hand grenades with the pins pulled
out. Somehow, though, it feels as if you are now playing for very high
stakes. If things go wrong, they could go badly wrong. Yet what choice
do you have? You are juggling because you have to. You had better then
have faith in your own ability to keep several things in the air at
the same time. It is a tricky balancing act but you are a clever
Libran. Want to know more about what your future
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Scorpio

Remember when you were at school, and there was a subject that you
simply couldn’t understand? Eventually, a friendly teacher or a fellow
student, explained it to you in a different way and suddenly, the
penny dropped. Expect a similar experience soon. You have been
wrestling for some while with what appears to be a complicated
concept. But confusion is about to be replaced by clarity. If in
doubt, ask questions and you will yet get some answers that make all
the sense in the world. Want to know more about
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Sagittarius

Too much to do? Too much to remember? Too much to be responsible for?
Too much to worry about? How much of all this ‘too much’ is really
important? If it ends up getting forgotten, that’s probably fine. You
may feel a little overwhelmed but, somewhere deep within, your inner
radar is functioning perfectly. It knows what matters most of all and
it intends to steer you towards this, regardless of what you think you
ought to be focusing on or prioritising today. Everything else, you
can let go of. Want to know more about what your
future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your
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Capricorn

Often, we take our talents for granted. We may have a truly
exceptional ability, but we somehow assume that there is nothing
particularly special about it. ‘If I can do this,’ we figure, ’surely,
so can anyone.’ We can be similarly blasé about our friends.
You are lucky enough to know some wonderful people now. That’s an
advantage and a blessing that few can emulate and many ought to envy.
Today brings a real reason to be grateful that you have a certain
someone in your world. Want to know more about
what your future holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope
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Aquarius

Ever since you were small, you have had a sense of destiny. You have
known that there are certain things you would surely one day do - or
be a part of. Some of these have already come to pass. Others now seem
like a distant dream. You are starting to suspect that you may have
missed your chance and that your earlier sense of premonition was
misplaced. Don’t be so sure. Powerful planetary influences now speak
about a time of resolution and completion. Doors are starting to
open. Want to know more about what your future
holds? Let me calculate your full personal horoscope from your exact
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Pisces

Whether or not you know it, you have something to celebrate. You have
achieved a lot and may soon accomplish even more. Jupiter’s harmonious
angle to the Sun, is your promise of a reassuring development before
the day is through. If you think you can see an opportunity or a
positive possibility on the horizon, don’t stand around blinking with
doubt or disbelief. Recognise it. Seize it. And be grateful for it.
Then, look out for another. You could just be very lucky.
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

On Friday, members of the
International Astronomical Union will vote, in Prague, on whether to
create a new class of planet called a Pluton. They are expected to
‘rubber stamp’ this proposal. Will Plutons ‘rule’ zodiac signs? They
will have to… because Pluto, the ruler of Scorpio, is among them.
There are, though, as I explained yesterday, only two ‘vacancies’ for
new ‘ruling planets’ - yet we have three candidates. Arguably, Charon,
Pluto’s Twin, co-governs Scorpio leaving Ceres for Virgo or Gemini and
Xena for Taurus or Libra. Problem solved? Not quite. More Plutons are
sure to be announced soon.

If life is a journey… where is the map?
Actually, it exists! Secretly, silently, it was issued by the cosmos
at the very moment when you first arrived on this planet. If you’ve
never seen your full personal birth chart, it’s time you knew what it
contained. It’s a complete map of the sky as it looked, from your
birthplace, at the exact minute you were born. It contains valuable
information about your past, your present… and your future
potential. It will tell you what makes you unique - and where your
greatest opportunities and talents lie. It’s available, instantly, on
line. Just click here.