Your Daily Forecast
Dear 1-800-HART,
Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, August 24, 2006
Aries
‘Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.’ Well, as
everyone on this planet is crazy, in one way or another, that will be
all of us then. Perhaps things were different back in the times of the
Greek playwright who wrote this. Today, though, he is only remembered
in a joke: ‘Knock, knock.’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Euripides.’ ‘Euripides
who?’ ‘Euripides trousers, you pay for a new pair.’ You face a mad
situation now. If you don’t want it to destroy you, don’t take it so
seriously. Want to know more about what your
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Taurus
Taurus and Scorpio are opposite signs. It now turns out that the ruler
of Scorpio, Pluto, is a twin planet. Its opposite number is Charon -
the ferryman of the underworld. Might this planet now have an
association with your sign? Or might you be ruled by the voluptuous
leather-clad Amazon, Xena? It is clear that, either way, the heavens
are insisting we rethink all we know about what Taureans are - or are
not - capable of. The more you rethink this too, the more amazing your
day will be. Want to know more about what your
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Gemini
We like what we know - and we know what we like. Why do we not like
what we do not know? Because we do not know whether or not we will
like it! We make an awful lot of assumptions. We uphold a lot of
traditions. That all works fine while life is giving us what we think
it ought to be giving us. If something isn’t right in your world now,
it may be time to start learning more about something that you don’t
yet know enough about and that, actually, you might very much
like. Want to know more about what your future
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Cancer
Cancerians are kind, clever, caring. There are, of course, exceptions
to every rule. But the good news is, we know where the exceptions are.
I won’t lower the tone of this page by naming names. Let’s just say
that, as the negative side of your sign is now being expressed so well
by a certain person in a position of power, you are completely free to
focus only on the positive. All you have to do now, is be the wisest,
most sympathetic person you know how to be and this will yet be a
great day. Want to know more about what your
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Leo
Everything you need is near you. It may not be obvious. You may have
to do a little detective work and employ some ingenuity too. You may
have to slightly rethink the notion of what it is you actually need.
You may have to remember resources that you have not drawn on in a
while or swallow your pride and request assistance from a companion.
But as long as you are prepared to reach out hopefully, Jupiter
insists that you will soon find something solid and reliable that you
can grasp. Want to know more about what your
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Virgo
The rules are being rewritten. The goalposts are being moved. The
traditions are being challenged. The precedents are being ignored.
Protocol? Overruled. Convention? Undermined. What’s possible now? What
you want to make possible. Not necessarily immediately or instantly,
but soon enough if you are steady enough. You just need to be clear
about what you believe, what you want and how hard you are prepared to
work in order to bring it all about. The New Moon means magic.
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Libra
Nothing fits. It doesn’t seem to matter how you change it or rearrange
it. You are trying to make sense of a paradox. You’ve got lots of
components but they don’t fit together to make a finished article of
any recognisable description. You’ve got plenty to baffle you and
plenty too, to cause exasperation and agitation. Can any of this chaos
magically turn into a perfectly calm, satisfactory situation?
According to your astrological outlook, it can. Have a little more
faith for a little longer. Amazing opportunities
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Scorpio
You’ve got a lot to think about. You’ve got a lot to discuss. Have you
also, got a lot to do? Almost certainly not. If there is action to be
taken, it’s comparatively simple. It won’t require enormous effort.
The hard part is not the task itself, it is working out precisely what
needs to be done. Even that won’t be difficult today, as long as you
remember what matters and why. Don’t let someone tell you a story.
Don’t distract yourself with an idea that looks attractive yet which
is based on a wild idealistic dream. Amazing
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Sagittarius
A celestial support network is now operating in your favour. If you
feel besieged or beleaguered, it can only be because somehow, in some
way, this is what you need to feel at the moment. Perhaps there is a
situation that you need to look at from a different angle. Maybe there
is a difficult decision that you really need to reach. Whatever is
happening is happening for a reason. The reason is good. Don’t be
nervous or anxious. You are being well taken care of by a kindly
sky. Amazing opportunities await in the next few
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Capricorn
Financially embarrassed? You shouldn’t be. You shouldn’t be because,
even if you are, it is nothing to be embarrassed about. Another reason
why you shouldn’t be is because, even if you are, you won’t be soon.
Venus speaks of an imminent improvement in your economic outlook. It
may arrive almost automatically but the chances are that you will have
to make an effort to seize your opportunities. In order to do this
successfully, it is important that you feel confident, not
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Aquarius
Is everything exactly as it should be? Well, of course not. There is
enormous room for improvement but that doesn’t mean that key factors
are not fine, just the way they are. As these are the things that
ultimately mean more than all else, why be disheartened? Today brings
an opportunity to tackle an outstanding issue and to deal with the
situation that is far from ideal. By all means seize this chance but
don’t let it distract you from a recognition of all that’s good, just
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Pisces
Sometimes, when we let go of something or someone, we feel very
vulnerable. We experience regret, not freedom. We forget the reasons
why we felt it was a wise idea to move on. We can think only of all
that we no longer have and that we may now miss. We have to be strong.
Only gradually do we see the benefit of our brave choice. It is now
becoming clear to you that your own such recent decision was truly
wise. Here comes a sense of great vindication and relief.
Amazing opportunities await in the next few days. To hear
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.
Today:
Dear Jonathan,
When I got
back from my holiday, on the way to collect my car, I got a strong
urge to check the front passenger tyre at the nearest service station.
It was fine so I thought nothing more about it. But when I woke next
morning, that tyre was completely flat!
Regards,
Warren
We all
have tales of this type to tell. One day soon, instead of ignoring
them or feeling uncomfortable about them, we will start to take them
seriously and will learn how to make much more effective use of our
in-built powers of prescience.
If life is a journey… where is the
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