Your Daily Forecast
Dear 1-800-HART,
Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Monday, August 28, 2006
Aries
Mars is about to form a right angle to Pluto. This time last week,
Pluto was an important portent of intense transformation. Last
Thursday, though, 2,500 astronomers in Prague decided that Pluto no
longer meant what it once meant to them. Test for yourself whether
Pluto still has its power. Has your life been changing, dramatically
by the day, lately? Did that all stop last Thursday? …No?… Well
then, Pluto is still powerful. And this week, your drama is going to
culminate and then resolve itself. While recording your latest
prediction, I looked carefully at your options – and made a big
discovery. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Taurus
The Beatles sang, ‘All you need is love.’ They were much criticised
for this display of wide-eyed idealism and hopeless impracticality.
But they were right. It is all you need. Ironically, it is all you’ve
got. It is all you are made of. It is what keeps you alive and what
keeps the planet turning. We are created out of love. We can choose
whether or not to feel it. But we can’t stop the cosmos from loving
us. Something has lately stood between you and your ability to feel
that way. The barrier is going now. Don’t just read
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Gemini
Life rarely gives us time to stop and think. One thing follows
another. We have only just made an adjustment when suddenly, we find
ourselves needing to redress some further imbalance or tackle some
additional challenge. When the pace finally eases up, we are often too
exhausted and shell-shocked to reflect. We just go into a kind of zone
and watch a lot of TV or generally ignore what has recently happened.
Now, though, you are looking back and realising how far you have
come. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Cancer
In comics they have mad scientists and evil villains who laugh
maniacally as they discuss their wicked plans to enslave the world.
Why are such characters unrealistic? Because they are conscious of
their own dark intent. In real life, heroes and monsters alike
believe, from their heart of hearts, that they are doing the right
thing, the best thing; the most wonderful thing. You can’t tell, just
from the intensity of your emotions whether your current plan is good
or bad. You can, though, be open to guidance. Don’t
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Leo
Last week astronomers stripped Pluto of its celestial status. What a
pity that they couldn’t eradicate its influence with another stroke of
the same pen. Pluto represents mass obsession, international
extremism, dark, invisible power, the potential of transformation
through destruction, spiritual void and psychological shadow. These
forces cannot simply be ‘announced away’ in anyone’s life. They have
to be faced and conquered - as in the deep healing process you are now
undergoing. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Virgo
When the little boy stood in the town square, shouting out the truth
about the emperor’s new clothes, he did not make himself very popular.
It was quite some while before he broke the spell for anyone else. At
first, he was treated as a heretic to be silenced and suppressed. His
was a very lonely position. But it wasn’t really faith he needed to
see him through. He simply could not ignore what had become obvious.
And, eventually he was proven right - as you will be this week.
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Libra
If the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, why don’t we all
just take up bungee jumping? Once we have overcome our initial terror,
we will be able to experience the elation of confidence for evermore.
Er… won’t we? It is, of course, not quite so simple. We should not
fear fear. But nor should we go out of our way to invite it into our
lives in some great gesture of generosity. You have nothing to be
afraid of this week as long as you show a little wise respect for what
you now fear. Want to know more about what your
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Scorpio
Once Scorpio was ruled by Mars, plain and simple. Then, along came
Pluto. Last week, scientists got rid of it. First, they distracted
astrologers with some strange talk about how Pluto was really a double
entity. Charon, its moon, was really its twin. Then they said, forget
all that, it doesn’t matter anyway, and they removed Pluto from the
solar system. Or, at least, they tried to. Pluto, though, is still
there. So too is the goal that you are now being told you cannot
reach. Just keep reaching for it. Want to know
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Sagittarius
Our plans don’t always come to fruition. Sometimes we have to fight
hard to do them justice and sometimes we have to let go of them. We
all understand this. We don’t, though, always find it easy to know
what we need to try harder with - and what we ought to walk away from.
One way to help clarify this is to ask whether we might be deceiving
ourselves in some way or whether someone else is secretly trying to
persuade us of a particular point of view. Want to
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Capricorn
Stars? Planets? Why should they matter? They give out so little light.
Passing planes are much brighter against the darkness. Satellites and
space shuttles can be seen more easily than distant objects like the
recently relegated Pluto. Appearances, though, can be deceptive. That
which shines brightly is not always worth the most. That which seems
small and insignificant can sometimes have immense, amazing power.
Here comes a week during which little is quite as it seems. But all is
still very hopeful. Want to know more about what
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Aquarius
Astronomers voted, last week, to reclassify the planet Pluto. It must
have given them great satisfaction, after decades of passive
observation, to feel as if they were in charge of the sky. They
clearly draw similar comfort from their nonsensical notion of the ‘big
bang’. How they can sit, with a straight face, and talk about the
moment when eternity started, beggars belief. Take care, this week,
that you don’t overly rationalise something that is not really so easy
to comprehend. Want to know more about what your
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Pisces
Somewhere, in a distant part of the galaxy, alien scientists are now
engaged in deep discussion. They have seen our planet and have begun
to suspect it contains intelligent life. After careful evaluation,
they have decided that they must have been mistaken. Earth should be
relegated to a minor celestial object and its inhabitants should be
reclassified as nothing but a bunch of TV watchers and/or religious
extremists. Believe in yourself this week, regardless of who else
does. Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.
Today:
Pluto has been weighed and found
wanting, sized up and marked down. It is, says a selection of top
astronomers, too skinny and scrawny to be a proper planet. I spent
much of the weekend trying to write about this. It was hard to find
the words to express my disbelief at the sheer idiocy of this
size-obsessed decision. Then I learned that senior scientists feel the
same. Already some have broken ranks and variously described the
decision as ‘inept’ and ‘embarrassing’. I hereby predict that they
will yet find a way to reverse - or wriggle out of - it.
If life is
a journey… where is the map? Actually, it exists! Secretly,
silently, it was issued by the cosmos at the very moment when you
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