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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, September 29, 2006

Aries

You need not be pessimistic about a difficult factor in your life. In
time, circumstances will alter and harsh realities will become much
softer. For the time being, though, there is one particular difficulty
that you need to accept the way it is and develop a strategy for
coping with. A kindly cosmos should aid and abet you most
magnificently in this endeavour soon. This is a weekend for getting
real, getting wise and then getting away from something that has been
too difficult for too long.Don’t just read this
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Taurus

When oil tankers suffer damage at sea the consequences are always far
reaching. The ocean becomes perilous to wildlife for many hundreds -
even thousands - of miles. There is, though, just one good thing about
this deeply unfortunate fact. It neatly illustrates an oft-forgotten
point about pouring oil on troubled waters. A little of this also has
the potential to go a very long way. And that’s all you need to
remember this weekend. A bit of wisdom will yet make a world of
difference.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Gemini

Every so often, the government releases statistics about the state of
the nation. One thing they regularly tell us about is the size of the
prison population. This figure, though, tends to be misleading for it
only covers the inhabitants of physical institutions. Scandalously, no
attempt is made to assess the number of people trapped in
psychological prisons of their own creation. Yet millions of us fall
into this latter category. It is high time something was done about
it. Make your bid for freedom this weekend.Don’t
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Cancer

Now you have something to think about. You are being granted a rare
insider’s view of a situation that, before now, you have only ever
seen from the outside. This explains a lot. You are changing your
opinion about someone as a result. You can also see why a certain plan
will not work - and why another, less obvious, approach will. Now, all
you have to do is explain all this to someone else. This may not be as
easy as you would expect. But try to be patient and choose your words
carefully.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Leo

Where, precisely, are you going? Does it matter? With each passing day
you are rising higher above a situation which once made you feel very
earthbound. You are starting to taste freedom and you should have no
fear. Only the dull and the unimaginative need to know where they are
going the whole time. People who are inspired, whose hearts are light
and whose minds are open, can make things up as they go along and feel
comfortable that their instinct will take care of the
rest.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Virgo

From an early age we are all conditioned to think along certain lines.
We are trained to see some things as good and others as bad. We are
rewarded when we conform with the norm and chastised when we question
convention. One of the things that gets drummed home to us before we
can even walk or talk is that life must be about progress. It is never
enough for things to stay as they are. Always, there must be a new
development. Sometimes, though, it’s fine for things to stay as they
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Libra

You do not seek the answer to a question. You do not require the
solution to a problem. You have all this already. It is just that, in
a funny sort of a way, you rather wish that you didn’t. You would like
the truth to be different. You would prefer not to know what you know
- or to have to do what you now have to do. The longer you put things
off, though, the harder it will be to make what has now become an
inevitable move. Trust the understanding that you have recently
reached and then act bravely.Want to know more
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Scorpio

Is it possible to have too much of a good thing? Of course! What do
you think a bad thing is? What is a curry that is too spicy to eat,
other than a lovely dish with just a little too much wonderful chilli
in it? What is a relationship falling apart at the seams, other than a
friendly bond in which a dynamic tension has become too tense? The
‘bad things’ in our lives, are almost always ‘good things’ that have
gone too far. You have something very good in your world now. Don’t
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Sagittarius

To be a human is to be a seething mass of contradiction. It is to seek
peace but to relish argument. It is to be forever wanting to explode
in fury whilst struggling to remain calm and contained. It is to be
open-minded yet bitterly prejudiced; compassionate yet selfish; strong
yet weak; arrogant yet insecure. It is to smile while feeling
depressed; shout while feeling afraid; and to act restrained whilst
waves of passion surge secretly through you. This is fine. You are
entitled to be inconsistent.Want to know more about
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Capricorn

What are you worried about? Why do you think that the sky may be about
to fall? Have you never encountered negativity before? It is amazing
how quickly we forget the way in which fear exerts a hold over us.
Perhaps it is just as well that our memory is so short, or we might
all lead dull, flat lives with no drama and no tension. Here comes a
little excitement, that’s all. What’s happening now is challenging.
You can be forgiven for imagining that some of it is problematic. But
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Aquarius

Understanding is rare and precious. There’s far too little of it in
our world. One reason for this, of course, is that our communication
processes leave a lot to be desired. We are very good at telling one
another what we feel is wrong. We are not so adept at the art of
offering praise and encouragement. And we tend to leave crucial
details out of our explanations in case these compromise us - or cause
others to think badly of us! This weekend will prove as rewarding as
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Pisces

‘It ain’t necessarily so.’ Make this your mantra this weekend. Repeat
it to yourself every time you hear a discouraging word or find
yourself thinking a negative thought. Your overall outlook is most
inspiring. It implies that, within reason, almost anything can happen,
as long as it is for the greater good of all. Did I just say within
reason? Hmmm. Come to think of it good things can probably happen now
- even if they are moderately unreasonable. Use, trust and explore
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

People love to argue. They also
love to dream of a time when they won’t be arguing any more. It’s
debatable which they love most! Though the new ‘dwarf planet’ Eris is
a goddess of discord, not war, she represents small squabbles than can
spark big battles; regrets that can become resentments, minor
irritants than can turn into violent allergies. By emerging from
celestial shadow, Eris is inviting us to recognise her attributes
within ourselves. Where, in you and me, is there a dark resentment,
fervently feeding a feud? Once we can see this, we can start to heal
it!

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, September 28, 2006

Aries

You are highly particular about some things. There is a lot that you
will happily put up with or accept gracefully no matter what shape it
takes. You have, though, certain standards in key areas of your life
that you are never prepared to compromise. An intense angle of
aggravation between Mars and Uranus has recently made you feel more
determined than ever to attain the best - and nothing but the best.
This is creating some tension, but if something is worth having, it is
worth striving for.Don’t just read this short
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Taurus

You really need to make a decision quite quickly. If you do not,
events will develop a momentum of their own, the path of least
resistance will be taken, and your opportunity to change the course of
history will be compromised. Right now, you have power but it will
evaporate from you rapidly if you do not use it. Maybe this does not
matter. Maybe, secretly, you want things to proceed in the direction
that they seem to be taking. If that is your desire, do nothing and
relax. If not, do something.Don’t just read this
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Gemini

There is a task you must carry out and, if there is a problem, then
you must find some way to solve it. So far, so good. But the solution
is proving elusive and the pressure is beginning to mount. You feel as
if you are running out of time. If you want to make progress, stop
worrying so much about your ability to make progress! Give yourself
more time. Ask for it, argue for it, even fight for it if you have to.
Think about things differently. The moment you start, everything will
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Cancer

You are undoubtedly on a journey now - but do you know where you are
going? Or do you feel as if you are just cruising round in circles?
Coming events will cause you to feel very clear about your
destination. They will lift your spirits and fire your imagination.
They will confirm something that you have suspected for a long time -
that your great hope is realistic after all. Then, a process of
consolidation will take place. A deal will be done - and an
irrevocable step will be taken.Don’t just read this
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Leo

All life is precious. From the highest to the lowest, from the most
enormous to the most minuscule, existence is to be respected and
celebrated. If every blade of grass is charged with the priceless
energy of creation itself and matters just as much as every star in
the sky, where does that leave us? Do we count for any more or less?
Who can say? But what does it matter - we count. And we are blessed
with the amazing gift of existence. Treasure what’s special in your
life today.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Virgo

When people speak about a shortage of resources, they usually mean
they don’t have enough time or money - or both. There is, though,
something else that we all tend to run out of regularly - and which we
never seem to be able to replenish satisfactorily. How long is it
since you last had several really good nights of sufficient sleep in
succession? No matter what you think your problem is you will see a
distinct improvement as soon as you prioritise the need to get more
rest.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Libra

You are now experiencing a strong emotional pull. Someone (or
something?) is tugging on your heartstrings and this is making it hard
for you to reach objective decisions. You know what makes most logical
sense - yet you do not feel inclined to prioritise this. Instead, you
are being led by your feelings towards what seems like a doubtful
destination. Ask yourself what advice you would give to someone else
in your position. If none of this works, just relax and do what it
seems you cannot avoid doing.Want to know more
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Scorpio

Some people love to plan ahead. Others far prefer to live for the
moment. You fall firmly into this latter category. You may have a
talent for developing strategies and policies but you remain, by
nature, a spontaneous person. For you, in the final analysis there is
no analysis - only a feeling. You value your intuition more highly
than your intellect and rightly so. Your intellect, though, is sharp.
Right now it is coming up with a very smart idea. Trust and explore
this. It is on the button today.Want to know more
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Sagittarius

When babies are born, do they arrive in this world with a long list of
things to worry about? Do toddlers turn to one another and say, ‘I
would love to play but I am far too busy.’ Tension is learned
behaviour. We see others giving themselves a hard time and
inadvertently we copy them. Just as kids think that it is cool to
smoke, we imagine that it is a sign of adulthood to be harassed. You
have absolutely no need or reason to be anxious now. Grow up. Grow
young. Grow wise.Want to know more about what your
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Capricorn

Superman often uses a clever trick. He can fly half way round the
world and back in less than the time it takes you or I to finish
reading this sentence. He can even fly back in time. So, if something
is missing or something needs to be changed, he can fix it, whatever
it is. Superman, sadly, doesn’t actually exist. Or does he? You have
some amazing powers that you are albeit unaware of. You can run rings
round us all now, if you stop worrying and start making constructive
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Aquarius

Most things are possible. Some things, though, are much more probable
than others. To take a possibility and turn it into a reality, you
need a bucket of effort, a cartload of willpower, a container-wagon of
commitment and a tanker of opportunity. Unless, of course, you are
attempting to do something that ‘wants to happen’. Something that the
universe is clearly keen to see come about. In which case, you need do
little more than respond to a chance when it naturally
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Pisces

Douglas Adams maintained that the answer to everything was the number
42. Zen Buddhists insist that it all comes down to the sound of one
hand clapping. Far be it for me to argue with either of them but I do
sometimes feel that statements like this give simple solutions a bad
name. You are close now to a ‘eureka moment’. You are about to
recognise something that has been staring you in the face for some
while. Don’t expect anything deep or obscure. Just something
inspiring.Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Jonathan
In astrology, the
other planets in our solar system are attributed with disparate
individual energies that are said to influence events here on Earth.
If there were astrologers on these other planets, what influence do
you think they would attribute to the small blue planet on which we
live?
Dina

Dear Dina,
Probably, in the symbolic language of
the sky, Earth would do a straight swap with the ‘other planet’.
Martians, for example, would see us as their planet of War while
Venusians would see us as their planet of love. That’s my guess.
Anyone got another suggestion?

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Aries

There are they tell us, two sides to every coin. Ah, but what about
the double-headed penny? It seems as if you now keep coming to the
same conclusion no matter how you phrase or rephrase a certain
question. You are starting to feel as if there is only one way to
proceed - as if you have no choice. Yet you would rather like to feel
that an option was open to you. You are not entirely enamoured with
the story as it is unfolding. Let it unfold a little further. Soon,
you will see another viewpoint.Don’t just read this
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Taurus

Is it really possible to purchase a plot of land on the moon? Some
say, you can. Others insist that nobody owns it. All, though, are
agreed that the moon itself is not made of green cheese. Well, I say
all. Probably, somewhere, there are people who truly, deeply, believe
in a mozzarella moon. But then there are some people who will argue
anything, Stick within the realms of the real today. Don’t fall for a
fanciful story no matter how seductively it is told. And don’t buy
what you are being sold.Don’t just read this short
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Gemini

Great experts and intellectuals pride themselves on their ability to
distinguish the significant from the trivial. They know what matters
and what doesn’t matter. Or so they think. Truly wise people make no
such assumption. They insist that the line between importance and
irrelevance is one that can never be accurately drawn. None of us will
ever really know what counts - or doesn’t count - and why. Do you want
to be wise or just to be clever? Then, be wise today. Just keep an
open mind.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Cancer

Some people accuse you of being moody. The fools. What do they know?
They are, I’ll bet, the same sort of people who think that water is
wet. Or that leaves are green. No imagination. No understanding. You
are not moody, just deep. Meaningful. Sensitive. Keenly responsive to
changes in your environment. Do you sometimes take things too
seriously? Don’t we all. One thing you definitely do have, though, is
a very good memory. You forget nothing. Soon you will settle an old
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Leo

You can’t afford it! Indeed, you can’t even afford to think about
whether you can afford it. You have other things to focus on. These
require all the time and energy that you can spare - and then some.
You must, of course, be cautious and pragmatic today. Every fibre of
your etheric being is urging you to pay close attention to your
responsibilities. But Saturn insists that if you can now throw energy
into the search for a sensible solution rather than an extreme escape
route, you will do far better.Don’t just read this
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Virgo

They say we should all drink more orange juice. They also say orange
juice is acidic and if we are going to drink it, we should eat
something alkaline like cheese. They say we should try to balance our
protein with our carbohydrate and our sweet with our savoury, our yin
with our yang, our left with our right and our east with our west.
What a lot of balancing acts. You now seem to be trying to juggle with
opposing forces. If this is proving tiring or taxing just stop! It
will all balance itself.Don’t just read this short
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Libra

‘What you lose on the swings, you gain on the roundabouts.’ Or so they
say. ‘They’ seem to say a lot of silly things. What do you lose on the
swings - other perhaps than the contents of your pockets? And how are
you supposed to regain these on the roundabouts? Presumably ‘they’
don’t actually mean swings and roundabouts, they mean coconut shies
and shooting ranges. But if they really don’t know the difference why
should we trust them? Ignore conventional wisdom
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Scorpio

You have a lot of energy at your disposal. You have a great deal of
enthusiasm for a plan or project, but you also have a lot of anger.
You feel offended, affronted or perhaps even betrayed by someone - and
it is hard to put this to the back of your mind. But you must try, for
if you let this negative emotion take over, it will draw all your
strength and rob you of your precious perspective. If you can only
stay calm and make every move a constructive move you can work a minor
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Sagittarius

‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest fool of all?’ ‘I
cannot say, my glass is hazy. It sure looks though, like someone’s
crazy.’ Do you want to know why your mirror will not give a clear
answer? Because, in the very act of asking it, you are teetering close
to the brink of foolishness. Of COURSE a silly situation is NOT your
fault. You know this really, so why wallow in a pool of introspective
soul searching? Don’t blame anyone, least of all yourself. Just be
wise today.Want to know more about what your future
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Capricorn

Every so often we all have to do things that we don’t want to do.
Often, the hardest thing of all is to know whether we are really being
faced with no alternative - or whether we are just giving in to
pressure. You now wonder whether you are doing the right thing. Your
heart, though, already knows the answer. It is quite sure that your
current sacrifice is a wise one. But your head is of a different
opinion. No change there, then. Heads and hearts rarely agree. Trust
the wisest part of you.Want to know more about what
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Aquarius

We are told that we can expect to remain on this earth for three score
years and ten. We are also told, though, that once, people had a life
span of several centuries. Nobody knows how long any of us actually
have, but one conclusion we can confidently reach is that time is
short and every moment of it is precious. The current cosmic climate
will not allow you to make time stand still, but it should yet provide
you with something that you have reason to treasure and celebrate
forever.Want to know more about what your future
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Pisces

Are you waiting for a moment of inspiration? Are you hoping to be
struck by a revelation? Do you feel as if you are wandering around in
a darkened room reaching out for a light switch that surely must be on
the wall somewhere? Before long you will have your moment. The penny
will drop. The inner light-bulb will illuminate. All complicated
matters are inevitably caused by the absence of something simple but
essential. Before long you will understand exactly what is
missing.Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Astronomers have named the
newly-discovered ‘dwarf planet’, Eris, after a Greek goddess of
discord who started the Trojan war. According to the ancient, mystic
rules of our art, astrologers are now obliged to interpret this symbol
without further question. So, why a goddess of discord? There’s
nothing new about argument. And it’s hard to imagine how the world can
get any more full of disagreement than it already is. That’s why I
suspect Eris has positive potential. We may all be about to start
finally learning what truly causes rows and wars… and how they can
be avoided.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Aries

Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve. That’s a ridiculous place to put
it. It will pick up dust, attract unwanted attention and cause you
great logistical difficulty whenever you try to reach for something.
You get all inspired and excited. You will put your arms out towards
the potential source of happiness… and then you have to be careful
in case you hurt your heart! Keep it where it belongs today - in the
secret depth of your being. And then just relax and enjoy the
excitement.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Taurus

‘Know thyself’, said Socrates. Yet so many centuries after we first
heard this ancient Greek speak, we still do not know ourselves. We do
not even really know the shadow that our true self casts. What’s more,
the harder we try, the more we realise how little we know. Maybe, when
we really know ourselves, we will never be so arrogant as to pretend
that we know anything. Be glad of what you don’t know. Your questions
today are about to produce some much needed
answers.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Gemini

Some people can argue the case for anything. They can argue that blue
is red. Or that up is down. Or that pigs really can fly. These
statements are very clever and convincing. No matter how persuasive
they may be, though, they cannot actually change reality. You can get
caught up in an awful lot of academic discussion today but, if you
value your time, you will not bother. Actions will make a difference.
Words, no matter how sweet, seductive or controversial, will
not.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Cancer

There is a scene in Lord of the Rings where Galadriel rejects the
ring, explaining that, though she might hope to channel its power for
good, ultimately she would find herself drawn by its dark force.
Tolkien would have been aware of Lord Acton’s famous assertion that,
‘Power corrupts, power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts
absolutely.’ You are not likely to end up with absolute power today,
but you should be conscious and careful about the power you do
have.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Leo

‘All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.’ The very fact that this
old saying names a specific individual is an indication that it may
not be a universal truth. Even among people called Jack, there are
some who put in long hours of effort yet still remain interesting. If
your work gives you pleasure, you should feel free to give it all the
time it needs. And if it doesn’t? Well, take the advice of Mary
Poppins and find some way to add a spoonful of sugar to the recipe for
you have a lot of work to do today.Don’t just read
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Virgo

So then I said to them, why don’t you go the whole hog and paint the
ceiling green as well… But, you know, some people never listen…
Anyway, what happened with that business about the dog? Did you? Oh!
Gosh, I’m sorry… I didn’t realise you were here waiting for your
Virgo forecast. How very rude of me. But then you may now be appearing
rather rude to someone else. You are inadvertently giving the wrong
impression and it is very important to show that you
care.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Libra

You just can’t win. Now, would you like the good news? You just can’t
lose either! You are destined to draw. There will be neither victory
nor defeat, success nor failure, fulfilment nor frustration. There
will instead, be a truce, a fudge, a compromise. Things will, on
balance, work out just about right - but in a way that, although it
seems far from satisfactory, cannot quite be described as
unacceptable. Expect irritation but not aggravation. And then, just do
your best to stay calm.Want to know more about what
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Scorpio

When you are crawling through a desert, desperate for a drink, you
will gratefully accept water from any source. If it happens to be
tepid or a little stale, you will gulp it greedily and gratefully.
When, though, you are by the side of an oasis and can choose from a
variety of delightful refreshments, you will not be so keen to take a
swig of something substandard. Right now, you are near a glorious pool
— yet, in your mind’s eye, you see yourself as lost in the
wilderness. Start getting fussy, fast.Want to know
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Sagittarius

Sagittarians are kind, easygoing, generous, sharing souls. And, er…
why is there a note of irony in my voice as I say this? Because as we
both know full well, that’s not the full story. Keen though you may be
to promote this glossy image of yourself in public, you can be quite
fierce and furious at times. And, when faced with a cause to defend,
you can be decidedly uncompromising. Today, you will find it hard to
project an air of wide-eyed innocence. But you will find it easy to
get what you need.Want to know more about what your
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Capricorn

Will your dream come true? Will your wish be granted? It is possible,
highly possible. Much depends on what it is that you want. If you are
hoping for something totally far-fetched you may have to put in a lot
more effort in order to make your desired outcome feasible. But if you
are hoping for something relatively reasonable you are very likely to
get it - unless it just so happens to be against your true best
interests. Your guardian angel is now being too vigilant to permit
that.Want to know more about what your future
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Aquarius

‘Congratulations, you are the winner of today’s prize draw. You get a
lifetime’s supply of problems, delivered to your door.’ Can you
imagine how you would feel if someone was really to say this to you?
Yet in a way our problems ARE prizes and we should learn to treasure
them. Life without a difficulty to surmount, a dilemma to wrestle with
or an obstacle to struggle against, would be desperately dull. You now
seem to be replacing an old problem with a new one, but it is not a
problem at all.Want to know more about what your
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Pisces

Your heart is always in the right place. This remains the case, even
when the rest of you is clearly in the wrong place! There are some who
rather cruelly conclude that the reason why you get into trouble is
because you are so compassionate. They say you are too soft, silly,
and easily taken advantage of. But two wrongs do not make a right. If
you were to become more cold and careless, this would not make your
life better. Follow your heart and what seems wrong will yet come
right.Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

More today, about the ‘dwarf
planet’ Eris - named after the heavenly goddess of discord -
previously known as Xena or UB313. The very fact that her name has
changed three times already suggests she’s mischievous, as does the
fact that her discovery caused an immediate row between astronomers.
Plus, she was officially renamed Eris within hours of the Pope making
a deeply controversial speech. We can’t assume that she counts for
less because she is a ‘dwarf planet’. Pluto is now a ‘dwarf’ too but
there’s no denying the power of his influence. There is, though, a
possible upside to this… as I’ll explain tomorrow.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Monday, September 25, 2006

Aries

Right at this very moment an asteroid is hurtling passed the earth.
The scientists are confident that it is not due to hit us, but how can
they be sure? Scientists are forever telling us that things are
impossible only to be proved wrong later. Scientists don’t tend to
believe in God and most of them are pretty sniffy too about the idea
of love or indeed any form of emotion. These things are irrational and
as such they upset these logical thinkers. No disaster is going to
befall you this week. Believe it or not! - Give me
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Now.

Taurus

You are getting older. Stop! Come back! Don’t turn the page. I didn’t
say you were looking older, I just said you are getting older and I
was about to add the words ‘and getting wiser’. Honestly. You can be
so impulsive at times. All those astrologers who waffle on about how
Taureans are supposed to be cautious, slow and steady, ought to take a
look at you. Anyway, where were we? Ah yes, I remember. You are now
becoming able to see through a pretence. This is an immensely precious
ability.Give me your date, place and time of
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Now.

Gemini

Luck has a northern accent today. Love lives behind a green door. The
third man you meet this afternoon will tell you a secret. Soon, you
will make a journey across water. Someone with an E in their name is
sending you a message from the other side. Etc. Down at the end of the
pier, people can’t wait to cross a gipsy’s palm with silver. In
return, they are palmed off with rubbish like this. But even that’s
not as bad as the balderdash that someone is now speaking near you.
Don’t listen to a stupid suggestion.Give me your
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Cancer

‘Peace and love. Have a flower. Let’s all be nice to one another.
Society encourages us all to be competitive. That’s why it has so many
bad vibes. We, the peace lovers, treat everyone equally. That’s why we
never fall out.’ We interrupt this rhetoric to bring you breaking news
about a pig flying past the window of a tall building. Or, to put it
all another way, there’s a lot of guff being talked around you at the
moment. Don’t fall for it. You are right to be suspicious of a
so-called golden promise.Give me your date, place
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Leo

In some very expensive stores, the proprietors make a policy of not
displaying prices next to the goods. Their attitude is, ‘If you have
to ask the price, you can’t afford it.’ It’s a good trick and it works
- proving the veracity of that old saying, ‘A fool and his money are
soon parted.’ It is now becoming clear that there is a cost attached
to a decision you have recently made. You are now being presented with
a part of the bill. Don’t resent it. Relax. You can meet the demand
that is now being made of you.Give me your date,
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Virgo

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. This explains why the
tough are always so busy. After all, the going is never especially
easy. Psychologically, you are built like a tank - designed to
withstand all kinds of knocks and pressures. The more trouble that the
world throws your way, the more you somehow manage to find your way
through it. But inside a tank it can sometimes become a little
claustrophobic. The going is not due to be so tough this week. Open
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Libra

You are beginning to wonder whether you ought to kick up more of a
fuss. Are you being too relaxed? Are you allowing someone to get away
with something unacceptable? Should you force a showdown or lodge a
vociferous protest? The idea is tempting. And the need is great. Some
gesture clearly has to be made. So make it. Communicate your
complaint. And then watch what happens next as a genie finally comes
right out of its bottle and starts granting wishes left right and
centre.Do you need to answer a big pressing
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Scorpio

‘Concentrate. Focus. Think hard. Chocolate. Pay attention. Work.
Detail. Diligence. Sex. Responsibility. Commitment. Dedication.
Hippopotamus…’ It is not always easy to keep our minds fixed on a
single matter. We are bound to be distracted and it is inevitable that
events will oblige us to divide our time. Do not be too hard on
yourself if, this week, you cannot achieve all you want to. Just do
your best. But remember that - if it contains no fun - it will not be
your best.Do you need to answer a big pressing
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Sagittarius

When you want something which you have not got it is difficult to
imagine that the acquisition of this missing item will bring anything
less than total satisfaction. If you hear someone emphatically tell
you that you are seeking the wrong solution, you will not believe
them. You will simply think, ‘Oh, it is all right for them to say
that, they have what I do not.’ I do not know quite what to tell you
now. I just want to stress that what you need is simpler and easier to
get than you think. Because it is.Do you need to
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Capricorn

‘If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna make your dream come true?’
How indeed! Our visions are, in many ways, our most vital assets. They
may frustrate and tantalise us when we realise that we are unlikely
ever to turn them into a reality but they can comfort us enormously if
we cling to them in times of adversity. Any hope is better than no
hope - and in this ever-changing world, none of us knows what’s
feasible and what isn’t. You now have a big idea. It is far-fetched
but not impossible.Do you need to answer a big
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Aquarius

Do you feel like throttling someone? Of course not. You are an
intellectual, analytical, affable, Aquarius. You are devoid of extreme
emotions. All the textbooks tell us this, so it must be true. Mustn’t
it? Nothing gets your goat. Nobody can upset your equilibrium. You are
a mellow soul. A chilled individual. A fountain of wisdom and
understanding and an intelligent operator. Not like that blithering
idiot who deserves such a kick up the … now, now, now, do try to be
patient today.Do you need to answer a big pressing
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Pisces

Soon, your pipes will block, your sink will overflow and your home
will become knee deep in water. Well, no not really. But I thought I
would take this opportunity to make a point. Even though you are a
Piscean and water is your element there are times when you can have
too much of the stuff. In your effort now to fulfil a deep desire, you
may be in danger of creating the wrong kind of outcome. Be less
bothered about getting what you want. Be less afraid of getting what
you don’t want.Do you need to answer a big pressing
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Mr Cainer:
I am surprised you
can be so confident about the future. War is spreading, poverty and
hunger remain rife, the environment is deteriorating and too many
world leaders seem to be shortsighted. How can you be so sure that all
this will change?
Nick

Dear Nick,
Have you ever pulled out a
fitted unit in your kitchen? Suddenly, everywhere you look you can see
trapped, ingrained dirt. Actually, though, you’re only seeing this
because a clean up process is underway. The world only seems to be
getting worse because we are finally recognising what has been
happening all along.

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what it contained. It’s a complete map of the sky as it looked, from
your birthplace, at the exact minute you were born. It contains
valuable information about your past, your present… and your future
potential. It will tell you what makes you unique - and where your
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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, September 22, 2006

Aries

Stale porridge anyone? Sour milk? Some things in this world have a
very short shelf-life. Now, what else dates faster than a hairstyle or
a hemline? A prejudice. Whenever we become overly opinionated we send
ourselves on a one-way journey towards the past. The more we cling to
our big strong ideas the smaller and the sillier we start to seem.
It’s time to change your mind about something or someone. You will
start to feel fresh as a daisy and bright as a button once you
do. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Taurus

Why are we alive? What is our purpose on this earth? To a sensitive
person, the answer is obvious. We are here to watch soap operas, to
eat pizza - and to argue with one another. Er… Aren’t we? Well then,
how come this is mainly what we do? Maybe the soap opera bit is
optional and the pizza part is questionable, but I have yet to hear a
convincing argument against the argument! You are likely to end up
disagreeing with someone this weekend. But maybe this is a perfect
conflict. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Gemini

Your life is not your own. It belongs to the ACME Corporation who
bought it as part of a job lot from the Devil. You do not remember
selling your soul to him? Come now. Think harder. How else do you
explain your amazing wealth, your stunning success and your fantastic
good looks? You are not so sure that the above description applies? Oh
well, perhaps you never did sign that piece of parchment. In which
case, perhaps your life is your own, so why not do what you want this
weekend? Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Cancer

Challenges don’t just follow you around they track you down even when
you change your address. Recent events, though, have been particularly
stressful because they have raised big questions to which you do not
yet know the answer. Somehow, though, the urgency has now gone out of
a difficult situation. Things are becoming quieter and calmer than
they were and you are becoming stronger and more philosophical. This
weekend, you will become happier still. Don’t just
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Leo

With the New Moon now challenging so many of your old ideas, it is a
wonder that you even recognise yourself when you look in the mirror.
This weekend brings a reminder that there is more to life than you are
currently experiencing. Do you now feel ready and willing to take a
risk, to take on more challenges and to take off a layer of the
protective armour that you have been hiding behind for so long? If
not, you soon will. You have some truly wonderful opportunities
now. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Virgo

If there is one thing worse than being made to stop, it is being made
to stop, start, stop, start, stop and then start again. There is one
thing worse than that. And that’s being made to go through the whole
process only to find it finishes with a stop not a start! Things are
not that bad today. There is much to-ing and fro-ing, dillying and
dallying. When the music stops, though, you will have a chair to sit
on, a parcel to unwrap or some similar reward. The route from A to B
involves a detour. Don’t just read this short
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Libra

‘Consider the lilies of the field. They don’t commute - they don’t
watch TV - they don’t have mortgages and they cannot get broadband.
Yet they look rather splendid and nature takes care of them. Are we
not all, in our essence, precious flowers like these? And should we
not all expect similar support from a benign universe?’ 2,000 years
after a slightly different version of this question was first asked,
the point remains as valid. Despite your current concerns, all you
need to do is trust. Want to know more about what
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Scorpio

If at first, you don’t succeed, sigh pathetically and feel sorry for
yourself. Sit around thinking about all the other times in your life
when things have not gone well. Eat comfort food. Indulge in unhealthy
vices and negative thought patterns. Stare blankly at bad television
programmes. Return to relationships that have already proven
themselves to be counter-productive. Etc. OK. That’s your forecast for
the day. You can turn to another page now. If you don’t like this
advice, don’t take it! Want to know more about
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Sagittarius

Honesty, they say, is the best policy. But can we believe them? What
if they are lying? Perhaps the manufacturers of this maxim are part of
a conspiracy. They go around persuading everybody to tell the truth
and thus they get all the information that they need. This weekend,
you want to come clean about a certain matter but you fear that if you
do, your confession will be used against you. You are right to suspect
there is trouble in store, but wrong to imagine that you can dodge it
by being deceptive. Want to know more about what
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Capricorn

When you open your fridge a hippopotamus will come bursting out of the
salad compartment demanding to be flown to Tokyo. Well, perhaps not
but you could be forgiven for feeling that it might just be possible.
Much of an unbelievable nature is taking place around you now. How are
you supposed to tell fact from fiction? I cannot promise that the
weekend will restore logic to your life, but I will predict that,
soon, a dramatic development (not involving a hippo) will bring great
delight. Want to know more about what your future
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Aquarius

They say it is ‘Far better to lose a battle, but win the war.’ They
also say, ‘it’s not the winning, but the taking part that counts.’
They say a lot of things. But we have to wonder to what extent they
are speaking from experience. If the battle that you lose is serious
enough, then your eventual ability to win the war will become
academic. If it is only the taking part that counts, why give out
prizes. Yet there is a germ of truth in all this. If you want to win
this weekend, stop worrying about losing. Want to
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Pisces

Ironically, though our dreams can often have a profound impact upon
us, we can never completely remember them. At best we can recall a
small fraction of their content. So how can we possibly know whether
we have managed to turn a dream into a reality? We get excited about a
vague match, a near thing. If an event even slightly resembles a
vision that we once had we get excited. Events, this weekend, may not
quite be a dream come true, but should be just about the next best
thing. Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Does the Sun rise in the East?
Only twice a year. The rest of the time, Sunrise wanders along the
horizon, creeping further north-east each day, then turning back on
itself. A ‘turning point’ is called a solstice. We get two a year. The
Winter solstice brings the shortest day, the Summer one, the longest
day. The day when the Sun rises exactly east is called the ‘Equinox’
because it brings days and nights of equal length. The year’s two
equinoxes are natural times for rebalancing. That’s why we feel an
urge to clean in March and why, so many of us now feel such an urge to
set our lives straight.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, September 21, 2006

Aries

Fancy making some more sacrifices? If you really put yourself into a
tight situation and let go of something you are looking forward to,
you may just manage to squeeze in one more gesture of self-denial
and/or deferred gratification, and that would make you feel…? Well,
bad, of course. If you are enjoying a sacrifice, you are not really
sacrificing very much, are you? But you don’t have to have a hard time
today. To make progress you need not give something up, you just have
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Taurus

The tale of the tortoise and the hare has a most misleading moral. It
implies that the great advantage of being slow but steady is that
eventually, you will overtake a faster but more easily distractive
competitor. That may be true - but it is an almost irrelevant
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Gemini

It is perfectly possible to run up an escalator that is going down.
You just have to travel at such a speed as to counteract the descent
and go ‘beyond’ it. Eventually, you will reach the top. Unless, that
is, a malevolent saboteur is controlling the speed of the moving
walkway. If, the faster you run, the faster they make it go, you will
never get anywhere. Are you starting to feel as if that’s what you’ve
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Cancer

‘Time and tide wait for no man… or woman.’ So observed Geoffrey
Chaucer, back in the fourteenth century. He didn’t say the ‘or woman’
bit, but that was what he meant. Six centuries later, we are no closer
to controlling either of these elements. Every so often, though, we
find ourselves in the right place, at the right moment, able to take
full advantage of natural rhythm and patterns that just so happen to
coincidentally suit our purpose. A tide is about to turn for you, just
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Leo

Dreams, like stories and symphonies, can often have a false finish. We
may think we have woken up, only to realise that we are actually still
asleep - or we may imagine that our fantasy drama has been resolved,
only to find ourselves suddenly back in the thick of the action. Are
you just dreaming now? Not really, but it is true that you are waking
up to a different reality. This is about to alter your understanding
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Virgo

Is this the beginning? Or is it the end? You can’t ask a question like
that, unless you also ask, ‘…of what?’ Beware the temptation to
oversimplify, over-generalise or over-dramatise as you now set out to
understand what’s really happening. You need to become properly
enlightened. That will never happen while you imagine that you already
know what it is that you are about to be shown. This is the beginning
of something good and the end of something bad. Trust that and then
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Libra

If you want to escape from a prison, don’t write the warders a note
explaining your intention and inviting them to double the guard. If
you think you have an opportunity that you will be able to take as
long as not too many other people are watching, don’t blow a bugle and
then give a running commentary through a megaphone. Perhaps one part
of you is now in conflict with some other aspect of your personality.
If so, do a deal with it. Bring it on board before it inadvertently
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Scorpio

There are some things that you know beyond doubt. There are others
that you are deeply unsure of. Some of your certainties, though, are
actually assumptions. While some of your insecurities, are entirely
unnecessary. You can’t force yourself to feel confident about a matter
that triggers an anxious inner reaction. You can, though, draw on your
strengths wherever they really do exist and let these guide you
towards the most appropriate decision. It is very important now, to be
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Sagittarius

People speak about the ‘great and the good’. Who are these folk? What
makes them so special? Are they really great? Or have they just
persuaded themselves - and a few other ‘important individuals’ to see
them in this light? And are they really so good? Or do they
occasionally suffer from compulsive bouts of minor naughtiness, just
like the rest of us? Beware misleading labels and titles today that
don’t feel at all discouraged from doing something that, in its own
humble way, is most definitely good and may even turn out, in time, to
have been great. Do you need to answer a big
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Capricorn

The world is full of spin-doctors. It’s not just the politicians who
are adept in the art of perpetrating propaganda. Everyone, these days,
knows how to make a negative sound positive - or an undesirable seem
surprisingly attractive. Where, then, in a society obsessed by style,
is the substance? What is the true story in your current situation?
Others are now so ready to believe their own hype that they have all
but forgotten. You, though, know the score. Don’t be talked out of a
decision or a commitment today. Do you need to
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Aquarius

Weigh up the pros. Count the cons. Consider the advantages.
Contemplate the drawbacks. What will you be left with? An equal match?
A draw? An inability to determine what constitutes a better or wiser
course of action? Is that annoying? Of course. Is it bad? Far from it.
We live in a world full of people who love to generalise and polarise.
They want to let their ‘yeahs be yeah and their nos be no’. ‘Maybes’
confuse them. Only sensitive, creative, intelligent people understand
the true value of a ‘Perhaps’. Do you need to
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Pisces

What you need will come to you. What you don’t need will probably come
to you too. That’s okay. Just don’t get yourself into the frame of
mind in which you feel obliged to accept everything that is coming to
you. Be patient and positive but be perspicacious, too. You have been
born blessed with deep discrimination. That’s why it isn’t always easy
to summon it because it is very deep! Right now, though, you are going
through something very profound. You need to trust your deepest
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Yesterday, we spoke about events
in distant Darfur. Today, I want to turn to a not entirely unrelated
topic: the newly discovered ‘dwarf planet’ Eris. She was the goddess
of discord, daughter of Zeus and Hera, twin sister of Ares whose
angrily thrown golden apple started the Trojan War. Famously she
encouraged argument, aggravated grievance and intensified intolerance.
An unspeakable genocide, worse than all previous international
atrocities, might seem, to her, like an apt accompaniment to her
return to the celestial stage, especially if she could keep us all too
busy arguing about other matters to notice it happening.
For more
on Darfur click here

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Aries

We love to feel as if we know what we are doing. We crave this
experience so passionately that sometimes, we convince ourselves that
we have clarity and purpose, even when we are bewildered and confused.
It reassures us to confidently stride briskly forward, so we just pick
a direction at random and secretly hope for the best. A part of you is
tempted to do that now. Anything but remain impaled upon the horns of
a dilemma. Today, though, it is better to be unsure than
arrogant. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Taurus

How good are your instincts? You are about to find out. Do you need to
worry? No, please don’t do that, you will never be able to hear your
instincts accurately if you are experiencing anxiety. Success now
relies on your ability to be humble, yet confident at the same time;
quiet enough to hear what your heart is saying, calm enough not to be
swayed by your fears, yet brave enough to act on whatever seems most
appropriate at a deep, intuitive level. Nobody can tell you what to
do, but you can tell yourself. Don’t just read this
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Gemini

Trouble, tension, trauma. Stress, strife, struggle. That’s what we all
come here for, isn’t it? That’s the great objective, the aim of the
game of life. Isn’t it? Well then, how come we experience so much of
it? Because, of course, it is a part of the challenge. It is what we
get when we are not getting what we want, just as rain is sometimes
what we get when we want sunshine. A degree of rain is inevitable. It
is also deeply beneficial. You have had enough rain lately. Now, here
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Cancer

‘The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,/ Moves on: nor all your
Piety nor Wit/ Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,/Nor all your
Tears wash out a Word of it’. Usually, there is no arguing with this
famous quote from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. There are, though,
exceptions to every rule. Every so often, the moving finger hesitates.
It hovers for a while. It goes back, not because we draw it back, but
because it changes its mind about something. You now have a chance to
alter a recent decision. Don’t just read this short
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Leo

Many great movies, books and even symphonies have a false ending. You
think you have arrived at the grand finale. Everything appears to be
resolved. Then, just as you have been lulled into a sense of security,
it all starts off again. The dragon is not dead, just injured. The
brass section has one more crescendo to play. Why, you may wonder, am
I mentioning this. I expect, though, that you already know the answer.
A drama that you thought was over, is still unfolding. That’s no bad
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Virgo

You are passing through an enchanting doorway. A mysterious portal.
You are crossing a magical bridge between two worlds. That’s why you
feel both excited and anxious. It’s why there are so many unknowns. It
is also why you seem to be going back over old territory and retracing
steps that you have taken before. You have indeed passed this way once
before. Old, hidden, memories are reawakening. As they do, you are
seeing how you can reshape your future into something much more
satisfying and meaningful. Don’t just read this
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Libra

You are doing very well. You are on fine form. You have plenty to be
glad of. Do you doubt this? Do you strongly suspect otherwise? Have
more faith and less fear. You are dealing with some difficulty. It may
seem superficially simple but there is much more to it than meets the
eye. Anyone else, in a similar situation, would be severely
struggling. Trust the choices you have already made and then proceed
to make your next decisions with confidence. Really, you are being
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Scorpio

Great hypnotists do not need to swing a pocket watch from a chain.
They can put you under in a moment with a carefully chosen word or a
well-aimed glance into your eyes. When you awake, you will know
nothing of the power that they have exerted over you. What you may not
realise is that you too have this ability, especially at the moment.
The question today is not, ‘Who is in control of your life?’ It is,
‘What - or who - can you now take control of?’ You may be surprised by
the extent of the answer. Want to know more about
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Sagittarius

We spoke, yesterday, about doing great things. It must be stressed
that one person’s idea of a great accomplishment, is another’s notion
of a minor deed. You don’t have to be rounding up signatories to an
international peace treaty, in order to be doing something of enormous
significance to the world. If you can manage not to lose your temper
whilst being overtaken by an idiot driver, you are making a
contribution that is ultimately just as crucial. If you are doing
what’s right, you are doing great today. Want to
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Capricorn

You find it hard to believe that a certain person really means what
they are saying. There is really only one way to find out. Put them to
the test. If you like what you are being told, you might as well find
out how far you can trust it. If you don’t like it, you may as well
call their bluff. You have a strong sense of how things ought to be.
This is not based on some wildly unrealistic, idealistic, notion. It
is born out of a strong, intuitive understanding about what’s really
going on. You should trust this. Want to know more
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Aquarius

Damned if you do - and damned if you don’t? Then, clearly, you need to
start keeping the company of folk who are a little less judgemental.
You would certainly be ill advised to pursue popularity. You are
trying to formulate a strategy. You want to make an intelligent
appraisal of all your options. You can apply as much brain-power as
you like. You won’t square a circle, nor will you satisfy a certain
critical person. You may as well ask yourself what feels right. Then,
at least, you won’t be damning yourself. Want to
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Pisces

Some people like to go out looking for an argument. This has always
struck me as very strange behaviour. It’s like looking for a traffic
light or a tap - or a tree. You don’t exactly have to be a great
detective to find such a thing. If an argument wants to come and find
you, let it. If you can find some way to be out when it comes to call,
so much the better. Steer clear of conflict and controversy, no matter
how tempting the debate may seem. Look out instead for the opportunity
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Crisis in Darfur: Sign the
petition to urge President George Bush and UN Secretary General Kofi
Annan to act now - click here
Darfur is not a region rich in oil or
gold. Its most precious resource is a population of humans. If these
were birds or bears there would be an outcry against their imminent
destruction. But why should we care about a few million people we have
never met in a part of the world we do not know, especially when there
is nothing we can do? Actually, the planets insist there IS a way to
halt this most horrible holocaust. We can pay attention. We can make
it matter. If we do, we may yet make a difference.

If life is a
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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Aries

A tall dark stranger? A mysterious woman? A golden coin? A journey
over water? These are the great fortune tellers’ clichés. Every so
often, they really do show up in your stars… and in your life. There
are, though, 365 days in each year. How many tall dark strangers do
you want to encounter? Some days, thankfully, are quieter than that -
as are some weeks. It is not who you are about to encounter or what
you are about to be offered that matters now, it is what you are about
to understand. Want to know more about what your
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Taurus

Sometimes, when we try to make things up as we go along, we get into a
hopeless mess. With no compass to guide us and no map to follow, we
start wandering wildly, edging ever further from our desired
destination. We may fervently believe, all the time this is happening,
that we are making progress and, at any moment, we will surely arrive
in the perfect place. Only we don’t. That’s why we prefer to plan.
Sometimes, though, we have no choice but to improvise. Trust your best
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Gemini

What size miracle do you require? Can you cope with an off-the-peg
number, even if the arms are a little too short? Or the legs trail
behind you on the ground? Or do you require one that’s tailor made?
Well, now, think about it. If it’s really a miracle, it is going to
fit you down to the tiniest detail. And if it’s not? Then it is a
happy coincidence that you must manage to make the most of. Don’t
resent the factors that fail to match your ideal, just be grateful for
the fact that they have come so close. Want to
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Cancer

Have you done the right thing? Are you on the right track? Why, you
may wonder, am I asking you? Surely, as your astrologer, it is my job
to tell you. Ah, but it is not for me to say. You are in the process
of making some deeply personal choices. They can be judged by no
criteria other than your own. How you do feel? Make sure that you
answer this question, and not the other seemingly similar but
crucially different question: ‘What do you THINK?’ What you THINK is
irrelevant. What matters is what you FEEL. Want to
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Leo

Which people are not always happy and secure? And vice versa. What
counts for more? The ability to afford an expensive car? Or the
knowledge that you are truly glad to be alive? Surely, we all inwardly
understand this? Why then, don’t the folk who run the lottery give
away happiness instead of wealth? Because they can’t. It is beyond
their power to create the former - but it is not beyond yours. You
will, indeed, get a big step closer to it the moment you stop worrying
quite so much about the latter. Want to know more
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Virgo

It has been a while since you last lived through a time as important
as this. You are going through profound processes that can only lead
to lasting change. The rulebook is being rewritten. Goalposts are
being moved. New understandings are being reached. Every time you
think you know what’s happening, you realise that you have more to
discover. If you don’t yet know how very positive all this is, you
shall soon find out. An important new chapter of your life story is
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Libra

Some people love to discuss hypothetical situations. They ask each
other questions like, what would you do if this - or that - were to
happen? No matter how sophisticated or emphatic an answer we may give,
we are guessing. We cannot possibly know. Theory is one thing. Reality
is entirely another. We make a similar mistake when we judge others
for their behaviour within a situation of which we have no first-hand
knowledge. Nobody has a right to judge you now and you should not
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Scorpio

What have you got to hand? What’s on offer, naturally and easily? What
can you achieve without having to try very hard? Whatever that is, it
is all that is required. If you are now having to struggle or strive,
it can only be because you are complicating something that may as well
be kept simple. Think of yourself as a snake charmer, playing the pipe
of your pe