Your Daily Forecast
Dear 1-800-HART,
Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, September 22, 2006
Aries
Stale porridge anyone? Sour milk? Some things in this world have a
very short shelf-life. Now, what else dates faster than a hairstyle or
a hemline? A prejudice. Whenever we become overly opinionated we send
ourselves on a one-way journey towards the past. The more we cling to
our big strong ideas the smaller and the sillier we start to seem.
It’s time to change your mind about something or someone. You will
start to feel fresh as a daisy and bright as a button once you
do. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Taurus
Why are we alive? What is our purpose on this earth? To a sensitive
person, the answer is obvious. We are here to watch soap operas, to
eat pizza - and to argue with one another. Er… Aren’t we? Well then,
how come this is mainly what we do? Maybe the soap opera bit is
optional and the pizza part is questionable, but I have yet to hear a
convincing argument against the argument! You are likely to end up
disagreeing with someone this weekend. But maybe this is a perfect
conflict. Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Gemini
Your life is not your own. It belongs to the ACME Corporation who
bought it as part of a job lot from the Devil. You do not remember
selling your soul to him? Come now. Think harder. How else do you
explain your amazing wealth, your stunning success and your fantastic
good looks? You are not so sure that the above description applies? Oh
well, perhaps you never did sign that piece of parchment. In which
case, perhaps your life is your own, so why not do what you want this
weekend? Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Cancer
Challenges don’t just follow you around they track you down even when
you change your address. Recent events, though, have been particularly
stressful because they have raised big questions to which you do not
yet know the answer. Somehow, though, the urgency has now gone out of
a difficult situation. Things are becoming quieter and calmer than
they were and you are becoming stronger and more philosophical. This
weekend, you will become happier still. Don’t just
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Leo
With the New Moon now challenging so many of your old ideas, it is a
wonder that you even recognise yourself when you look in the mirror.
This weekend brings a reminder that there is more to life than you are
currently experiencing. Do you now feel ready and willing to take a
risk, to take on more challenges and to take off a layer of the
protective armour that you have been hiding behind for so long? If
not, you soon will. You have some truly wonderful opportunities
now. Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Virgo
If there is one thing worse than being made to stop, it is being made
to stop, start, stop, start, stop and then start again. There is one
thing worse than that. And that’s being made to go through the whole
process only to find it finishes with a stop not a start! Things are
not that bad today. There is much to-ing and fro-ing, dillying and
dallying. When the music stops, though, you will have a chair to sit
on, a parcel to unwrap or some similar reward. The route from A to B
involves a detour. Don’t just read this short
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Libra
‘Consider the lilies of the field. They don’t commute - they don’t
watch TV - they don’t have mortgages and they cannot get broadband.
Yet they look rather splendid and nature takes care of them. Are we
not all, in our essence, precious flowers like these? And should we
not all expect similar support from a benign universe?’ 2,000 years
after a slightly different version of this question was first asked,
the point remains as valid. Despite your current concerns, all you
need to do is trust. Want to know more about what
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Scorpio
If at first, you don’t succeed, sigh pathetically and feel sorry for
yourself. Sit around thinking about all the other times in your life
when things have not gone well. Eat comfort food. Indulge in unhealthy
vices and negative thought patterns. Stare blankly at bad television
programmes. Return to relationships that have already proven
themselves to be counter-productive. Etc. OK. That’s your forecast for
the day. You can turn to another page now. If you don’t like this
advice, don’t take it! Want to know more about
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Sagittarius
Honesty, they say, is the best policy. But can we believe them? What
if they are lying? Perhaps the manufacturers of this maxim are part of
a conspiracy. They go around persuading everybody to tell the truth
and thus they get all the information that they need. This weekend,
you want to come clean about a certain matter but you fear that if you
do, your confession will be used against you. You are right to suspect
there is trouble in store, but wrong to imagine that you can dodge it
by being deceptive. Want to know more about what
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Capricorn
When you open your fridge a hippopotamus will come bursting out of the
salad compartment demanding to be flown to Tokyo. Well, perhaps not
but you could be forgiven for feeling that it might just be possible.
Much of an unbelievable nature is taking place around you now. How are
you supposed to tell fact from fiction? I cannot promise that the
weekend will restore logic to your life, but I will predict that,
soon, a dramatic development (not involving a hippo) will bring great
delight. Want to know more about what your future
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Aquarius
They say it is ‘Far better to lose a battle, but win the war.’ They
also say, ‘it’s not the winning, but the taking part that counts.’
They say a lot of things. But we have to wonder to what extent they
are speaking from experience. If the battle that you lose is serious
enough, then your eventual ability to win the war will become
academic. If it is only the taking part that counts, why give out
prizes. Yet there is a germ of truth in all this. If you want to win
this weekend, stop worrying about losing. Want to
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Pisces
Ironically, though our dreams can often have a profound impact upon
us, we can never completely remember them. At best we can recall a
small fraction of their content. So how can we possibly know whether
we have managed to turn a dream into a reality? We get excited about a
vague match, a near thing. If an event even slightly resembles a
vision that we once had we get excited. Events, this weekend, may not
quite be a dream come true, but should be just about the next best
thing. Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.
Today:
Does the Sun rise in the East?
Only twice a year. The rest of the time, Sunrise wanders along the
horizon, creeping further north-east each day, then turning back on
itself. A ‘turning point’ is called a solstice. We get two a year. The
Winter solstice brings the shortest day, the Summer one, the longest
day. The day when the Sun rises exactly east is called the ‘Equinox’
because it brings days and nights of equal length. The year’s two
equinoxes are natural times for rebalancing. That’s why we feel an
urge to clean in March and why, so many of us now feel such an urge to
set our lives straight.
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