Your Daily Forecast
Dear 1-800-HART,
Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Monday, September 25, 2006
Aries
Right at this very moment an asteroid is hurtling passed the earth.
The scientists are confident that it is not due to hit us, but how can
they be sure? Scientists are forever telling us that things are
impossible only to be proved wrong later. Scientists don’t tend to
believe in God and most of them are pretty sniffy too about the idea
of love or indeed any form of emotion. These things are irrational and
as such they upset these logical thinkers. No disaster is going to
befall you this week. Believe it or not! - Give me
your date, place and time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something
truly amazing about yourself and your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
personal birth chart. On line.
Now.
Taurus
You are getting older. Stop! Come back! Don’t turn the page. I didn’t
say you were looking older, I just said you are getting older and I
was about to add the words ‘and getting wiser’. Honestly. You can be
so impulsive at times. All those astrologers who waffle on about how
Taureans are supposed to be cautious, slow and steady, ought to take a
look at you. Anyway, where were we? Ah yes, I remember. You are now
becoming able to see through a pretence. This is an immensely precious
ability.Give me your date, place and time of
birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about yourself and
your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
personal birth chart. On line.
Now.
Gemini
Luck has a northern accent today. Love lives behind a green door. The
third man you meet this afternoon will tell you a secret. Soon, you
will make a journey across water. Someone with an E in their name is
sending you a message from the other side. Etc. Down at the end of the
pier, people can’t wait to cross a gipsy’s palm with silver. In
return, they are palmed off with rubbish like this. But even that’s
not as bad as the balderdash that someone is now speaking near you.
Don’t listen to a stupid suggestion.Give me your
date, place and time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly
amazing about yourself and your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
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Now.
Cancer
‘Peace and love. Have a flower. Let’s all be nice to one another.
Society encourages us all to be competitive. That’s why it has so many
bad vibes. We, the peace lovers, treat everyone equally. That’s why we
never fall out.’ We interrupt this rhetoric to bring you breaking news
about a pig flying past the window of a tall building. Or, to put it
all another way, there’s a lot of guff being talked around you at the
moment. Don’t fall for it. You are right to be suspicious of a
so-called golden promise.Give me your date, place
and time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about
yourself and your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
personal birth chart. On line.
Now.
Leo
In some very expensive stores, the proprietors make a policy of not
displaying prices next to the goods. Their attitude is, ‘If you have
to ask the price, you can’t afford it.’ It’s a good trick and it works
- proving the veracity of that old saying, ‘A fool and his money are
soon parted.’ It is now becoming clear that there is a cost attached
to a decision you have recently made. You are now being presented with
a part of the bill. Don’t resent it. Relax. You can meet the demand
that is now being made of you.Give me your date,
place and time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly amazing
about yourself and your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
personal birth chart. On line.
Now.
Virgo
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. This explains why the
tough are always so busy. After all, the going is never especially
easy. Psychologically, you are built like a tank - designed to
withstand all kinds of knocks and pressures. The more trouble that the
world throws your way, the more you somehow manage to find your way
through it. But inside a tank it can sometimes become a little
claustrophobic. The going is not due to be so tough this week. Open
your hatch. Lower your gun and relax.Give me your
date, place and time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly
amazing about yourself and your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
personal birth chart. On line.
Now.
Libra
You are beginning to wonder whether you ought to kick up more of a
fuss. Are you being too relaxed? Are you allowing someone to get away
with something unacceptable? Should you force a showdown or lodge a
vociferous protest? The idea is tempting. And the need is great. Some
gesture clearly has to be made. So make it. Communicate your
complaint. And then watch what happens next as a genie finally comes
right out of its bottle and starts granting wishes left right and
centre.Do you need to answer a big pressing
question? Would you like me to read your Tarot cards for you? For an
instant, in-depth, online Tarot reading, click here.
Scorpio
‘Concentrate. Focus. Think hard. Chocolate. Pay attention. Work.
Detail. Diligence. Sex. Responsibility. Commitment. Dedication.
Hippopotamus…’ It is not always easy to keep our minds fixed on a
single matter. We are bound to be distracted and it is inevitable that
events will oblige us to divide our time. Do not be too hard on
yourself if, this week, you cannot achieve all you want to. Just do
your best. But remember that - if it contains no fun - it will not be
your best.Do you need to answer a big pressing
question? Would you like me to read your Tarot cards for you? For an
instant, in-depth, online Tarot reading, click here.
Sagittarius
When you want something which you have not got it is difficult to
imagine that the acquisition of this missing item will bring anything
less than total satisfaction. If you hear someone emphatically tell
you that you are seeking the wrong solution, you will not believe
them. You will simply think, ‘Oh, it is all right for them to say
that, they have what I do not.’ I do not know quite what to tell you
now. I just want to stress that what you need is simpler and easier to
get than you think. Because it is.Do you need to
answer a big pressing question? Would you like me to read your Tarot
cards for you? For an instant, in-depth, online Tarot reading, click
here.
Capricorn
‘If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna make your dream come true?’
How indeed! Our visions are, in many ways, our most vital assets. They
may frustrate and tantalise us when we realise that we are unlikely
ever to turn them into a reality but they can comfort us enormously if
we cling to them in times of adversity. Any hope is better than no
hope - and in this ever-changing world, none of us knows what’s
feasible and what isn’t. You now have a big idea. It is far-fetched
but not impossible.Do you need to answer a big
pressing question? Would you like me to read your Tarot cards for you?
For an instant, in-depth, online Tarot reading, click here.
Aquarius
Do you feel like throttling someone? Of course not. You are an
intellectual, analytical, affable, Aquarius. You are devoid of extreme
emotions. All the textbooks tell us this, so it must be true. Mustn’t
it? Nothing gets your goat. Nobody can upset your equilibrium. You are
a mellow soul. A chilled individual. A fountain of wisdom and
understanding and an intelligent operator. Not like that blithering
idiot who deserves such a kick up the … now, now, now, do try to be
patient today.Do you need to answer a big pressing
question? Would you like me to read your Tarot cards for you? For an
instant, in-depth, online Tarot reading, click here.
Pisces
Soon, your pipes will block, your sink will overflow and your home
will become knee deep in water. Well, no not really. But I thought I
would take this opportunity to make a point. Even though you are a
Piscean and water is your element there are times when you can have
too much of the stuff. In your effort now to fulfil a deep desire, you
may be in danger of creating the wrong kind of outcome. Be less
bothered about getting what you want. Be less afraid of getting what
you don’t want.Do you need to answer a big pressing
question? Would you like me to read your Tarot cards for you? For an
instant, in-depth, online Tarot reading, click here.
Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.
Today:
Mr Cainer:
I am surprised you
can be so confident about the future. War is spreading, poverty and
hunger remain rife, the environment is deteriorating and too many
world leaders seem to be shortsighted. How can you be so sure that all
this will change?
Nick
Dear Nick,
Have you ever pulled out a
fitted unit in your kitchen? Suddenly, everywhere you look you can see
trapped, ingrained dirt. Actually, though, you’re only seeing this
because a clean up process is underway. The world only seems to be
getting worse because we are finally recognising what has been
happening all along.
If life is a journey… where is the
map? Actually, it exists! Secretly, silently, it was issued by the
cosmos at the very moment when you first arrived on this planet. If
you’ve never seen your full personal birth chart, it’s time you knew
what it contained. It’s a complete map of the sky as it looked, from
your birthplace, at the exact minute you were born. It contains
valuable information about your past, your present… and your future
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