Your Daily Forecast
Dear 1-800-HART,
Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Aries
Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve. That’s a ridiculous place to put
it. It will pick up dust, attract unwanted attention and cause you
great logistical difficulty whenever you try to reach for something.
You get all inspired and excited. You will put your arms out towards
the potential source of happiness… and then you have to be careful
in case you hurt your heart! Keep it where it belongs today - in the
secret depth of your being. And then just relax and enjoy the
excitement.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Taurus
‘Know thyself’, said Socrates. Yet so many centuries after we first
heard this ancient Greek speak, we still do not know ourselves. We do
not even really know the shadow that our true self casts. What’s more,
the harder we try, the more we realise how little we know. Maybe, when
we really know ourselves, we will never be so arrogant as to pretend
that we know anything. Be glad of what you don’t know. Your questions
today are about to produce some much needed
answers.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Gemini
Some people can argue the case for anything. They can argue that blue
is red. Or that up is down. Or that pigs really can fly. These
statements are very clever and convincing. No matter how persuasive
they may be, though, they cannot actually change reality. You can get
caught up in an awful lot of academic discussion today but, if you
value your time, you will not bother. Actions will make a difference.
Words, no matter how sweet, seductive or controversial, will
not.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Cancer
There is a scene in Lord of the Rings where Galadriel rejects the
ring, explaining that, though she might hope to channel its power for
good, ultimately she would find herself drawn by its dark force.
Tolkien would have been aware of Lord Acton’s famous assertion that,
‘Power corrupts, power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts
absolutely.’ You are not likely to end up with absolute power today,
but you should be conscious and careful about the power you do
have.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Leo
‘All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.’ The very fact that this
old saying names a specific individual is an indication that it may
not be a universal truth. Even among people called Jack, there are
some who put in long hours of effort yet still remain interesting. If
your work gives you pleasure, you should feel free to give it all the
time it needs. And if it doesn’t? Well, take the advice of Mary
Poppins and find some way to add a spoonful of sugar to the recipe for
you have a lot of work to do today.Don’t just read
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Virgo
So then I said to them, why don’t you go the whole hog and paint the
ceiling green as well… But, you know, some people never listen…
Anyway, what happened with that business about the dog? Did you? Oh!
Gosh, I’m sorry… I didn’t realise you were here waiting for your
Virgo forecast. How very rude of me. But then you may now be appearing
rather rude to someone else. You are inadvertently giving the wrong
impression and it is very important to show that you
care.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Libra
You just can’t win. Now, would you like the good news? You just can’t
lose either! You are destined to draw. There will be neither victory
nor defeat, success nor failure, fulfilment nor frustration. There
will instead, be a truce, a fudge, a compromise. Things will, on
balance, work out just about right - but in a way that, although it
seems far from satisfactory, cannot quite be described as
unacceptable. Expect irritation but not aggravation. And then, just do
your best to stay calm.Want to know more about what
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Scorpio
When you are crawling through a desert, desperate for a drink, you
will gratefully accept water from any source. If it happens to be
tepid or a little stale, you will gulp it greedily and gratefully.
When, though, you are by the side of an oasis and can choose from a
variety of delightful refreshments, you will not be so keen to take a
swig of something substandard. Right now, you are near a glorious pool
— yet, in your mind’s eye, you see yourself as lost in the
wilderness. Start getting fussy, fast.Want to know
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Sagittarius
Sagittarians are kind, easygoing, generous, sharing souls. And, er…
why is there a note of irony in my voice as I say this? Because as we
both know full well, that’s not the full story. Keen though you may be
to promote this glossy image of yourself in public, you can be quite
fierce and furious at times. And, when faced with a cause to defend,
you can be decidedly uncompromising. Today, you will find it hard to
project an air of wide-eyed innocence. But you will find it easy to
get what you need.Want to know more about what your
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Capricorn
Will your dream come true? Will your wish be granted? It is possible,
highly possible. Much depends on what it is that you want. If you are
hoping for something totally far-fetched you may have to put in a lot
more effort in order to make your desired outcome feasible. But if you
are hoping for something relatively reasonable you are very likely to
get it - unless it just so happens to be against your true best
interests. Your guardian angel is now being too vigilant to permit
that.Want to know more about what your future
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Aquarius
‘Congratulations, you are the winner of today’s prize draw. You get a
lifetime’s supply of problems, delivered to your door.’ Can you
imagine how you would feel if someone was really to say this to you?
Yet in a way our problems ARE prizes and we should learn to treasure
them. Life without a difficulty to surmount, a dilemma to wrestle with
or an obstacle to struggle against, would be desperately dull. You now
seem to be replacing an old problem with a new one, but it is not a
problem at all.Want to know more about what your
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Pisces
Your heart is always in the right place. This remains the case, even
when the rest of you is clearly in the wrong place! There are some who
rather cruelly conclude that the reason why you get into trouble is
because you are so compassionate. They say you are too soft, silly,
and easily taken advantage of. But two wrongs do not make a right. If
you were to become more cold and careless, this would not make your
life better. Follow your heart and what seems wrong will yet come
right.Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.
Today:
More today, about the ‘dwarf
planet’ Eris - named after the heavenly goddess of discord -
previously known as Xena or UB313. The very fact that her name has
changed three times already suggests she’s mischievous, as does the
fact that her discovery caused an immediate row between astronomers.
Plus, she was officially renamed Eris within hours of the Pope making
a deeply controversial speech. We can’t assume that she counts for
less because she is a ‘dwarf planet’. Pluto is now a ‘dwarf’ too but
there’s no denying the power of his influence. There is, though, a
possible upside to this… as I’ll explain tomorrow.
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