Your Daily Forecast
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Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Aries
There are they tell us, two sides to every coin. Ah, but what about
the double-headed penny? It seems as if you now keep coming to the
same conclusion no matter how you phrase or rephrase a certain
question. You are starting to feel as if there is only one way to
proceed - as if you have no choice. Yet you would rather like to feel
that an option was open to you. You are not entirely enamoured with
the story as it is unfolding. Let it unfold a little further. Soon,
you will see another viewpoint.Don’t just read this
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Taurus
Is it really possible to purchase a plot of land on the moon? Some
say, you can. Others insist that nobody owns it. All, though, are
agreed that the moon itself is not made of green cheese. Well, I say
all. Probably, somewhere, there are people who truly, deeply, believe
in a mozzarella moon. But then there are some people who will argue
anything, Stick within the realms of the real today. Don’t fall for a
fanciful story no matter how seductively it is told. And don’t buy
what you are being sold.Don’t just read this short
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Gemini
Great experts and intellectuals pride themselves on their ability to
distinguish the significant from the trivial. They know what matters
and what doesn’t matter. Or so they think. Truly wise people make no
such assumption. They insist that the line between importance and
irrelevance is one that can never be accurately drawn. None of us will
ever really know what counts - or doesn’t count - and why. Do you want
to be wise or just to be clever? Then, be wise today. Just keep an
open mind.Don’t just read this short forecast for
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Cancer
Some people accuse you of being moody. The fools. What do they know?
They are, I’ll bet, the same sort of people who think that water is
wet. Or that leaves are green. No imagination. No understanding. You
are not moody, just deep. Meaningful. Sensitive. Keenly responsive to
changes in your environment. Do you sometimes take things too
seriously? Don’t we all. One thing you definitely do have, though, is
a very good memory. You forget nothing. Soon you will settle an old
score.Don’t just read this short forecast for your
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Leo
You can’t afford it! Indeed, you can’t even afford to think about
whether you can afford it. You have other things to focus on. These
require all the time and energy that you can spare - and then some.
You must, of course, be cautious and pragmatic today. Every fibre of
your etheric being is urging you to pay close attention to your
responsibilities. But Saturn insists that if you can now throw energy
into the search for a sensible solution rather than an extreme escape
route, you will do far better.Don’t just read this
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Virgo
They say we should all drink more orange juice. They also say orange
juice is acidic and if we are going to drink it, we should eat
something alkaline like cheese. They say we should try to balance our
protein with our carbohydrate and our sweet with our savoury, our yin
with our yang, our left with our right and our east with our west.
What a lot of balancing acts. You now seem to be trying to juggle with
opposing forces. If this is proving tiring or taxing just stop! It
will all balance itself.Don’t just read this short
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Libra
‘What you lose on the swings, you gain on the roundabouts.’ Or so they
say. ‘They’ seem to say a lot of silly things. What do you lose on the
swings - other perhaps than the contents of your pockets? And how are
you supposed to regain these on the roundabouts? Presumably ‘they’
don’t actually mean swings and roundabouts, they mean coconut shies
and shooting ranges. But if they really don’t know the difference why
should we trust them? Ignore conventional wisdom
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Scorpio
You have a lot of energy at your disposal. You have a great deal of
enthusiasm for a plan or project, but you also have a lot of anger.
You feel offended, affronted or perhaps even betrayed by someone - and
it is hard to put this to the back of your mind. But you must try, for
if you let this negative emotion take over, it will draw all your
strength and rob you of your precious perspective. If you can only
stay calm and make every move a constructive move you can work a minor
miracle.Want to know more about what your future
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Sagittarius
‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest fool of all?’ ‘I
cannot say, my glass is hazy. It sure looks though, like someone’s
crazy.’ Do you want to know why your mirror will not give a clear
answer? Because, in the very act of asking it, you are teetering close
to the brink of foolishness. Of COURSE a silly situation is NOT your
fault. You know this really, so why wallow in a pool of introspective
soul searching? Don’t blame anyone, least of all yourself. Just be
wise today.Want to know more about what your future
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Capricorn
Every so often we all have to do things that we don’t want to do.
Often, the hardest thing of all is to know whether we are really being
faced with no alternative - or whether we are just giving in to
pressure. You now wonder whether you are doing the right thing. Your
heart, though, already knows the answer. It is quite sure that your
current sacrifice is a wise one. But your head is of a different
opinion. No change there, then. Heads and hearts rarely agree. Trust
the wisest part of you.Want to know more about what
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Aquarius
We are told that we can expect to remain on this earth for three score
years and ten. We are also told, though, that once, people had a life
span of several centuries. Nobody knows how long any of us actually
have, but one conclusion we can confidently reach is that time is
short and every moment of it is precious. The current cosmic climate
will not allow you to make time stand still, but it should yet provide
you with something that you have reason to treasure and celebrate
forever.Want to know more about what your future
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Pisces
Are you waiting for a moment of inspiration? Are you hoping to be
struck by a revelation? Do you feel as if you are wandering around in
a darkened room reaching out for a light switch that surely must be on
the wall somewhere? Before long you will have your moment. The penny
will drop. The inner light-bulb will illuminate. All complicated
matters are inevitably caused by the absence of something simple but
essential. Before long you will understand exactly what is
missing.Want to know more about what your future
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.
Today:
Astronomers have named the
newly-discovered ‘dwarf planet’, Eris, after a Greek goddess of
discord who started the Trojan war. According to the ancient, mystic
rules of our art, astrologers are now obliged to interpret this symbol
without further question. So, why a goddess of discord? There’s
nothing new about argument. And it’s hard to imagine how the world can
get any more full of disagreement than it already is. That’s why I
suspect Eris has positive potential. We may all be about to start
finally learning what truly causes rows and wars… and how they can
be avoided.
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