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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Aries

You have been playing a key role in a gripping drama. Now you find
yourself in different territory. You are not quite sure which world is
the real one - though it is starting to dawn on you that the one you
feel less comfortable with is the one you must take more seriously.
Don’t be too concerned about this or indeed, about any of the sources
of confusion or tension in your life today. Your story is commencing a
new chapter. As the tale unfolds you will feel more engaged and less
threatened. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Taurus

The gift of perspicacity is a mixed blessing. On the one hand it means
that nothing escapes your eagle eye. And on the other, it means much
the same! There are pros and cons attached to the ability to notice
even the tiniest detail. Your attention is now being drawn to several
slightly disturbing matters. Others, though, do not seem interested or
worried. Fortunately you will have the good sense not to heed their
glib reassurances. If you act on your concerns, you will avert a big
difficulty. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Gemini

The mad professor is normally bald. Always he wears a pair of heavily
framed glasses while standing in a laboratory full of bubbling
test-tubes and blinking lights. He is invariably on the threshold of
inventing something that will change the world. In our mind’s eye, we
often see caricatures and cliches. We imagine that the only possible
solutions to our problems will require inventions of great genius.
Now, though, all you need is to be realistic… and to resolve to make
something simpler. I have just recorded your new
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Cancer

Where do enemies come from? From friendships that have soured. Yet
familiarity breeds contempt. We do not keep a friendship sweet just by
perpetually agreeing with one another. Indeed, often, life’s real
problems emerge when people are being too polite and are saying only
what they think they ought to say, instead of what they truly feel. It
is far better now to be having a healthy argument with someone than to
be having a most unhealthy, stifled and suppressed form of
dialogue. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Leo

Imagine heading down a road towards a distant city. You are moving in
the right direction. A signpost confirms this. It also says you do not
have far to go. But you cannot just look at the sign and say, ‘Right!
That’s it. I have arrived. So I shall now get out of the vehicle and
start enjoying my destination.’ You still have to make the effort to
keep travelling. That, though, is about all you have to do now. You
are seeing some encouraging signals now. But there’s still a little
further to go. I have just recorded your new
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Virgo

An auspicious astrological omen implies improvement in the quality of
a close relationship. It also suggests an upturn in your fortunes and
in your spirits. You have, for longer than you care to remember, been
weighed down by cares and concerns. It now becomes clear that there is
less to worry about than you think. This is partly because the person
in question is going through changes which, by and large, happen to
suit you. But it is also partly because you are becoming more
confident. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Libra

It’s important to keep away from cynics, pessimists and negative
thinkers. Avoid, too, those with axes to grind, grudges to nurse or
crosses to bear. Ignore your own tendency to travel down such a road
from time to time and, if you encounter anyone else in such a frame of
mind, either correct them or dodge them. There’s a chance to do
something successful. Wherever you need a change, you can bring one
about. But only if you summon faith, vision, optimism and
energy. Give me your date, place and time of
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Scorpio

Let’s make this quick shall we. I appreciate that you must be very
busy at the moment. So am I. Everyone wants to know how their outlook
is being influenced by the fact that there are now five heavenly
bodies in Scorpio. And you? What do you want to know? Surely you have
no need to ask anything of me. For with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars
and Jupiter in your sign, you have all the answers. Don’t you?
Actually, probably, you do now know all that you need to know. Trust
yourself! Give me your date, place and time of
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Sagittarius

It is rather as if a bright beam is shining down on you from on high.
You are conscious the attention you are drawing towards yourself and
are finding it difficult to get much privacy. Yet there are advantages
to this cosmic climate. If you want to make someone sit up and take
notice, you can. If there is a wrong that needs to be put right or a
meaningful discussion to be held, now is the time. Don’t apologise for
yourself or feel ashamed about anything. You have every reason to be
proud. Give me your date, place and time of
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Capricorn

It is not possible to ignore the state of your bank account and the
way in which you are starting to feel generally a little materially
and/or emotionally insecure. Nonetheless, the astrological outlook is
bright. Your most pressing problems are in the process of being sorted
out. That’s precisely why you are so keenly conscious of them. Often
it is only when we notice what’s wrong with a situation that we start
to see how to put it right. Expect a drama followed by inspiring
discovery. Give me your date, place and time of
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Aquarius

We sometimes have the strangest effects on one another. Without
intending to we can melt one person’s heart whilst irritating someone
else beyond belief. Others can hold a similarly mysterious sway over
our emotions. One way or another, you are now coping with a powerful
reaction to another individual. If you are enjoying the experience,
that’s fine. If not, breathe slowly and deeply. Stay close to the
friends you can trust and to people who can remind you of a broader,
bigger picture. Give me your date, place and time
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Pisces

Every day the tide comes in and goes back out again. Every night the
Sun goes down, every morning it comes back up. Every month the Moon
moves from new to full and back. And every moment our breath is coming
in or going out. What do we do to honour these awe-inspiring rhythms?
Nothing! We ignore them. We give our attention to minor matters
instead. Yet something truly wonderful is now happening. Appreciate it
and you’ll gain clarity in all the areas where confusion now
reigns. Give me your date, place and time of
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

There’s now a comet in the
evening sky. Scientists have been tracking it for some while with
telescopes, but last week, it flared up so brightly, it became visible
to the naked eye. I want to see it for myself before I decide what
kind of message it carries. Clouds, though, so far, have hidden it
from my view. Over the next few days, I’ll keep scanning the western
horizon after sunset. Perhaps you’d care to do the same. If you see a
small, fuzzy greenish glow, drop me a line and tell me what it brought
to mind.
(Comet ‘Swan’ can only be seen in the northern hemisphere.
It appears against the constellation Hercules high above the zodiac.
But, if you were to trace its position down to the ecliptic for
interpretation purposes, it would currently have a position of roughly
3degrees Sagittarius.)

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Aries

‘What are fears but voices airy?/ Whispering harm where harm is not/
And deluding the unwary/ Till the fatal bolt is shot!’ We spoke
yesterday, about the need to develop positive expectation. Today, the
wise words of William Wordsworth remind us of negativity’s power. Heed
well the words of a great poet and a fellow Aries, this Halloween. A
harmonious angle from Mars to Saturn speaks both of your need, and of
your ability, to get a grip and overcome an unnecessary anxiety.
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Taurus

‘A good scare is worth more to a man (or a woman) than good advice.’
So observed the romantic novelist, Edgar Watson Howe. Now I am not
recommending that you deliberately frighten yourself today, even if it
is Halloween, but I am suggesting that you remember a recent
experience that a part of you would prefer to forget. You have
recently had to think twice about your role within a close
relationship or your position as part of a team. Your new
understanding will yet prove very valuable. See -
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Gemini

‘What begins in fear usually ends in folly.’ Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s
observation may seem particularly pertinent now. But, actually, these
days, Halloween is more a festival of fearlessness. We seem to be
celebrating our immunity to the dark imagery of yesteryear. Skeletons?
Demons? Witches? Why worry about them when we can be scared, instead,
by tax inspectors and prophecies of ecological doom? Mercury’s
conjunction to Jupiter insists that you now have nothing to fear at
all. See - and understand - the cosmic blueprint of
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Cancer

‘When we have been in danger and we come out of it, we forget our
fears. And sometimes we forget our promises.’ They say that hindsight
is 20/20 - but, actually, it isn’t. As the Greek philosopher Euripides
observed, our view of the past is coloured by our experience of the
present. We soon forget the reason why we reached a particular
decision or made a key commitment. This Halloween, though, brings you
a new perspective on the past and a timely reminder of key priorities.
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Leo

‘The oldest and strongest emotion is fear… and the oldest and
strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.’ So said H. P.
Lovecraft, the horror story writer. As it is Halloween - and as he was
a Leo - it seems appropriate to begin with this quote. It also relates
to the amount of judgement that has lately been taking place in your
world. We are, it would seem, much quicker and happier to judge the
things and people that we don’t understand than the ones that we do.
Watch for that today. See - and understand - the
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Virgo

‘From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that
go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!’ So goes the old saying.
Perhaps, though, as it’s Halloween, we ought not to be asking who will
deliver us from them, but who is delivering us to them in the first
place? It often seems that our darkest, deepest fears stem, at least
in part, from our manic determination to pretend in public that
everything is absolutely fine, thank you. Honesty now matters more
than imagery. See - and understand - the cosmic
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Libra

‘Men say that in this midnight hour/ The disembodied have power/ To
wander as it liketh them/ By wizard oak and fairy stream.’ Happy
Halloween. Here, to get you in the mood, is a quote from your fellow
Libran, the poet William Motherwell. We shudder when we hear that word
‘disembodied’ - it represents a concept so strange that we can
scarcely comprehend it. Yet each night, as our physical forms lie
sleeping, where do we go? Take care. A dear dream could come
true. I have just recorded your latest in-depth
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Scorpio

‘Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.’
Apologies for offering such a clichéd quotation this All Hallows’ Eve.
But, then, this is very much a festival of classic caricatures and
iconic imagery. Shakespeare’s three wizened witches, neatly sum up the
way in which we tend to think dark practitioners bend the world to
meet their will. Not all magic, though, is shadowy and sinister.
Mercury’s conjunction to Jupiter speaks of your ability to cast a
splendid spell today. I have just recorded your
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Sagittarius

‘One need not be a chamber to be haunted;/ One need not be a house;/
The brain has corridors surpassing/ material place.’ Emily Dickinson,
who wrote these lovely words, was a Sagittarian too. Because your sign
is closely associated with joviality, largesse and adventure, we
forget it is also the symbol of philosophical reflection, quest for
truth, justice, and journeys of self-discovery. You are now going
through a deeply profound process. This Halloween it is about to take
a pleasing turn. I have just recorded your latest
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Capricorn

‘What we fear comes to pass more speedily than what we hope.’
Publilius Syrus, who said this, was an interesting chap; a freed Roman
slave who cast himself a career as a writer of maxims. Was he right
about this? Well, all maxims are only true some of the time, under
some circumstances. But the best ones sound like universal laws. And,
this one certainly has that ring to it. Herein lies your Halloween
message. Watch, today, for things that seem beyond question - but are
actually arguable. I have just recorded your latest
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Aquarius

‘ On Halloween, the thing you must do/ Is pretend that nothing can
frighten you/ An’ if somethin’ scares you and you want to run/ Jus’
let on like it’s Halloween fun.’ The quote comes from the back of a
19th century greetings card. We don’t know who wrote it. Still,
though, it is good advice and it is especially apt for you today. It
is not that you are being bothered by traditional images of the
season, it is more that you feel spooked or haunted by an unresolved
issue. Soon, though, it will resolve itself. I
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really think you need to hear it! Click
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Pisces

‘The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.’ Franklin D
Roosevelt’s famous observation remains true. We need to be wary, of
course. Our concerns and misgivings are important and we should take
them seriously. Still, though, no matter what we may be up against, we
must not fear it. For the moment we allow that much anxiety into our
lives, our sense of perspective will vanish - and with it, our ability
to make intelligent choices. This Halloween, you will receive
excellent news. Trust it. I have just recorded
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Samhain was originally one of
the traditional Celtic ‘cross-quarter’ celebrations; a time when the
veil between the spiritual and the earthly realms could be lifted.
Once it was a floating festival, anchored in the sea of seasons to
this time of year, but with the actual date dependent on heavenly
variation. Now, it is a fixed festival, tied to October 31 and known
as Halloween. It still retains its power though. To make the most of
it, don’t see it as a time for dressing up or watching scary movies
but for facing whatever you are afraid of.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Monday, October 30, 2006

Aries

There is no point in crying over spilled milk - especially when the
milk in question has not even been spilled. As of now it still resides
within the cow. You are projecting a long way into the future. You are
following a line of thought too far. You are trying to be sensible -
but in the process you are being rather silly. You are making no
allowance for serendipity. Good fortune can yet affect your situation
positively as you will start to see this week. It’s all a question of
developing a positive expectation. I have just
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Taurus

The intense activity in your opposite sign, is a promise of positive
change within a relationship. Is there someone you don’t get along
with too well? Have there been tense exchanges and awkward
conversations? Do you feel as if someone is not putting all of their
cards on the table - and that this, in turn, is making it hard for you
to be honest with them? There may not be an instant change over the
next couple of days, but you should see the start of a slow process of
transformation. I have just recorded your new
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Gemini

Mercury changed direction over the weekend. It will remain retrograde
until mid-November. That’s why you have a lot of mixed feelings to
reconcile. You have still not completed the task of squaring your
inner circle, but it is now becoming clear that this may just be
possible. The more you think things through, the more you are starting
to see that you do not have to be stuck in an unsatisfactory
situation. There is a way to get what you want without losing what you
are so afraid to be without! I have just recorded
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Cancer

We all know what people born under your sign are supposed to be like.
Textbooks tell us that Cancerians are soft, soppy, sensitive folk who
have a compulsive urge to heal the weak and help the needy. But
there’s a lot more to you than that. To give a fair description of
your character we must also acknowledge your ability to think clearly,
make great executive decisions, handle tough situations wisely and
exercise stunning self-control. All of which you are about to do to an
exemplary standard. I have just recorded your new
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Leo

Repent! The end is nigh. The day of judgement is at hand. Prepare to
meet thy… Well now, what exactly is it that you should now be
preparing to meet? It is easy to look at what’s happening and to take
a pessimistic view. But you have absolutely no real reason to feel
that way. The only thing you are about to meet is the warm embrace of
a new opportunity. The only thing that is coming to an end is a
stressful saga. And the only judgement that is about to be passed is a
verdict of not guilty! I have just recorded your
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Virgo

It is almost as if there is an illusionist at work. Someone is trying
to create the impression that all is well in an area where much is
chaotic and confused. The giveaway is the big signpost with the words
‘no problem here, we are all fine’ written on it. Methinks they do
protest too much. It is tempting to believe the official version of
events - and seemingly convenient too. But the sooner you find out
what is really going on the sooner you will stop a small problem
turning into a big one. I have just recorded your
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Libra

The scene: an underground planning meeting. As we join the debate we
hear: ‘It is a waste of time. We will never get up.’ ‘I agree, and
even if we do, we’ll never obtain the projected height.’ ‘Surely, in
the current climate, we should downsize our expectations immediately.’
‘Indeed, and do we have emergence permits?’ Fortunately the lives of
trees, plants and flowers are not run by committees. They follow a
simple, primeval passion. Do the same today. Stop thinking, start
winning. Give me your date, place and time of
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Scorpio

You may become a little better off this week. You may start to feel
much more confident and comfortable. You may realise that you have
very little to worry about at all. I say, ‘you may’ because, as they
used to say in ancient Rome, ‘Astra inclinant non necessitant’. The
heavens give us a gentle nudge but they do not twist our arms behind
our backs and frog march us down the road to destiny. But unless you
are determined to have a bad time, you should have a very good
one. Give me your date, place and time of birth…
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Sagittarius

Navel gazing is not as easy as it sounds. Unless you are a highly
advanced practitioner of yoga, you will find it almost impossible. If
you have to resort to a mirror over your belly button, you are
probably exerting too much effort for a passive preoccupation. It is
just as hard to look deep inside yourself. How are you supposed to do
that? Yet if you cannot see into your own soul, how can you look into
the hearts of others? You don’t know as much as you think you know
now. But you know enough. Give me your date, place
and time of birth… and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about
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Capricorn

We all possess a natural self-defence mechanism. We use it every time
we get in the bath. We never dive straight into the water. Instead, we
gingerly insert an exploratory extremity. We want to know that the
water is neither too hot nor too cold. As with baths, so with all
situations in which we are likely to become immersed. You now suspect
that a difficult week lies in store. You are apprehensive about a
certain situation. You fear the worst - but, as long as you are on
your guard, you will be fine. Give me your date,
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Aquarius

There are no decisions to be made this week. The direction has already
been chosen. The die has already been cast. So strong is the momentum
now carrying you forward that you can relax and let it lead you.
Accept whatever it brings without question or consideration, safe in
the knowledge that a perfect process is taking place. Well, I say ‘no
decisions’… There is of course, the issue of what to wear - or of
what to have for breakfast. But you’ll cope. A positive date with
destiny awaits. Give me your date, place and time
of birth… and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about yourself
and your future. click here to download yours.
Now.

Pisces

You have friends in high places but you may be starting to suspect
that you have enemies in even loftier locations. You keep encountering
criticism. You keep coming up against problems that ought not to
exist. It is almost as if barriers are deliberately being placed in
your path. This, though, is not the case. Don’t succumb to a sense of
defeatism or conjure up a conspiracy on which to blame your current
difficulty. Its causes are entirely coincidental and its solution is
delightfully imminent. Give me your date, place and
time of birth… and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about
yourself and your future. click here to download yours.
Now.

Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Mercury is now ‘retrograde’.
Neptune is ‘direct’. Both planets ‘changed direction’ over the
weekend. Why have I used all those inverted commas? Because planets
don’t truly travel backwards. They just appear to. Technically, it’s
an optical illusion. Symbolically, though, it’s an event rich with
meaning. The planets repeat alignments they have already made;
implying that short processes are about to become more long and drawn
out and that closed casebooks are about to be re-opened.
Traditionally, it’s not a great week for doing business or sending
messages but it’s a fine time for weaving webs of
deception!

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, October 27, 2006

Aries

Success in comedy, cookery and commerce depends on one simple thing.
Timing. Get that right and everything else will always fall into
place. Right now, you are managing to get the timing absolutely right.
Not in every way or in every area of your life but in one crucial way
at least. Something is happening in just the right way at just the
right moment. If you can’t yet see how this can be true, relax. Stop
worrying and start thinking of reasons why it might all be fine after
all. Because really, it is! While I was recording
your weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation
click here and listen free for a
month.

Taurus

The Sun, Venus and Mars are now speaking with one voice. They continue
to form an auspicious triple conjunction insisting that you now need
to move in a particular direction. You can go nowhere else. You can do
nothing else. You have to do what the planets are urging you to do.
And what is this? Well, it involves a clear out, a sort out. A
recognition of what�s holding you back, and a making space for
whatever can bring you greater happiness. With all this, you can only
be successful. While I was recording your weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Gemini

‘Be strong. Be brave. Be wise. Be noble. Be informed. Be alert. Be
sensible. Be fair.’ Or, instead of all the above, you could just be…
yourself! By all means try now to embody as many of these fine
qualities as you can. Remember, though, that some people who profess
to be full of virtue are actually just good actors. You are a good
person. A fine person. A person who knows the difference between right
and wrong, not because someone has taught it to you. Trust your
judgement. While I was recording your weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Cancer

Are you happy or are you sad? Are you high or are you low? Are things
good or are they bad? I suspect you may not know. The influence of the
current cosmic climate is both subtle and powerful. Much is being
stirred up within you and you are starting to feel extremely
sensitive. This is how it should be. The last thing you want now is to
be anaesthetised. What is happening is rare and magical. As you start
to fully appreciate this over the next few days, concern will turn to
wonder and delight. While I was recording your
weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
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month.

Leo

To fight your way through the jungle of confusion you need the scythe
of discrimination. You are receiving mixed messages. You are seeing
contradictory signals. You are being told one thing by one person, and
another by someone else. Information overload is beginning to cause
your brain to short-circuit. You just can’t be sure what to prioritise
and what to ignore for the time being. Take time out. Sit quietly for
a while. An hour of quiet contemplation will bring all the clarity you
need. While I was recording your weekly prediction,
a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Virgo

Someone, somewhere, loves you. No, really, it’s true! You are admired,
appreciated and held in deep affection. If you are not so sure of
this, coming events will convince you. A great effort is being made on
your behalf. Obstacles are being moved and requests are being made to
those in a position of power. The object of the exercise is for you to
get what you want or at least some of it. This should be a rewarding
weekend. If you want to make it even sweeter, do something special in
return. While I was recording your weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Libra

We may weave a tangled web when we set out to deceive, but at least
this affords us some privacy. When we choose to be straightforward we
create no cloak of protection. To be honest is to be naked and, on a
sunny day in the company of equally naked neighbours, this can be
glorious. But when rain is falling and people seem to be sniggering at
our level of exposure, the desire to cover up grows stronger. At such
times we need a source of heat to compensate. Let faith be your
furnace today. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Scorpio

Even in the highly unlikely event that you were to win top prize in
the lottery, what would you have? Would you have love? Understanding?
Wisdom? Perspective? These are the most valuable things of all in
life. And what about style, taste, wit and sensitivity? These too are
commodities that no amount of money can buy. But, anyway, you already
have them. So you have already won the most important lottery. You
think you need something extra? If you really do - you will get it
yet. See - and understand - the cosmic blueprint of
your life that was written in code across the sky at the moment you
were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Sagittarius

You have been waiting for a development, perhaps a decision. Now, you
need wait no longer. You are about to be informed and you are going to
discover that you like what you hear. There is some task that you need
to tackle or some project that you have been putting off because it
seems to involve so much effort. Partly due to better motivation,
partly due to force of circumstance and partly due to sheer willpower
on your part, you are about to make progress at
last. See - and understand - the cosmic blueprint
of your life that was written in code across the sky at the moment you
were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Capricorn

We all know the story of the boy who cried ‘Wolf’. Nowhere in our
culture, though, is there a similarly salutary story about a boy - or
girl - who announced the absence of wolves. Or is there? History must
be full of incidents where someone felt sure that everything was going
to be fine but where events proved them wrong. Yet optimists are never
reprimanded for their enthusiasm. We all admire positivity. If you put
forward a hopeful view today, you will not regret it - nor will you be
inaccurate. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Aquarius

Some people are forever talking about friends, or friends of friends,
who woke up one day with a great idea and became millionaires by the
end of the week. I have never met anyone to whom this has actually
happened. I do, though, know many tales of triumph against adversity
all of which have involved a long struggle with plenty of commitment
and consistent effort. I cannot predict that this weekend will bring
you a sudden, vast improvement. I can, though, promise the start of
something new. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Pisces

Flour, water, salt. Put them together and what have you got? The
answer to this rather depends on whether you are a cook or a
craftsperson. It is possible to make a kind of modelling clay from
these ingredients. It is also possible to make a delicious
crisp-bread. Here, as in life generally, what counts is not so much
what you’ve got as how you intend to use it. If you are happy with
your situation this weekend, you need do nothing. If you are unhappy,
just turn it all into something else. See - and
understand - the cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in
code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Hi,
Even conventional
science gives credence to the idea that we are more than our bodies.
The first law of thermodynamics says, ‘Energy cannot be created or
destroyed’. Take water. It can be solid, liquid, vapour or even
invisible (steam and supersteam) but no-one doubts that it continues
to exist. Why should we be different? As we are energetic bodies
(well, perhaps not on Monday mornings) then we too must continue to
exist. What a tease. Ask us to talk about such a deep subject and then
request brevity. Just as I’m about to wax lyrical I’m cut off in my
prime…
Peace, Ann

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, October 26, 2006

Aries

People often say one thing, when they mean another. It is now rather
as if you are listening to a radio set which is receiving a signal
that you do not fully understand. Something is coming through loud and
clear -but what sort of a station are you listening to? Does it
contain the voice of a friend or foe? Should you be taking it
seriously or paying it no attention? Happily, there is an easy way to
make sense of all that is happening now. Send out a signal of your
own, and then monitor the response. While I was
recording your new weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a
full explanation click here and listen free for a
month.

Taurus

Unspeakable abominations take place in the name of progress. Glorious
traditions are abandoned. Successful formulas are forgotten. People
cry, ‘Out with the old and in with the new’. And they really do not
care about the quality of the replacement. They just figure that, if
it is fresh it must be fantastic. You are aware of this silly syndrome
and have noticed it often before now. Don’t, then, make it the guiding
principle in your own life. Something that isn’t broken doesn’t need
fixing. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Gemini

Every hot-air balloon must have a selection of sandbags. Without these
it will float away on the first breeze with or without passengers or
pilots. That weight is essential to the process of control. But if the
vessel is ever to become airborne the bags must be abandoned. Right
now, something is weighing you down. You are not best pleased. You
feel it is an imposition and an unnecessary infringement of your
liberty. Actually, you are simply being made ready for a most magical
take-off. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Cancer

Is someone, somewhere, trying to tell you something? Events keep
confusing you. Circumstances keep changing in a challenging way. But
what are you supposed to make of recent developments? And what
conclusions should you draw from the information you are starting to
receive? You are beginning to suspect that you should treat a
particular proposition with great reverence. Actually, though, you
should just relax. The right things are happening now, for the right
reasons. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Leo

Once upon a time there was a tortoise who was challenged to a race by
a hare. He lost, of course. It was no contest, but in order to
preserve his pride the tortoise made up a tale, which to this day is
still in circulation. The hare allegedly got distracted, supposedly he
showed off and attempted to be overly clever. Meanwhile, the tortoise
plodded on to victory. A likely story. You are a hare. You know better
than to believe this nonsense. You cannot help but run rings around a
certain someone now. While I was recording your new
weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Virgo

Experts argue about the nature of time. Some claim that it does not
actually exist. It is merely an illusion. Others say it is real, but
that it is not linear, that time moves in circles or perhaps in
interweaving loops. Let us imagine for a moment that time is tangled
like a pile of spaghetti on a plate. Right now your future is touching
your past. Soon, you will be able to do what once you tried but failed
to achieve. An opportunity has come round again. Your moment is here,
seize it bravely. While I was recording your new
weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Libra

Every so often we think something is fine and then we suddenly realise
it is far from fine. Then, we wonder how we could ever have been so
foolish. Yet we also spend a lot of time dealing with problems. We
begin to feel as if we are wading through a never-ending stream of
difficulties. Then suddenly, we realise that we are not in the trouble
that we thought we were. And then we wonder how we could ever have
been so foolish! Don’t be foolish today. See the solution that is
staring you in the face. See - and understand - the
cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky
at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile. Now.

Scorpio

If you want your life to be full of fortuitous coincidence, see
yourself as an angler dangling a baited hook in the stream of
serendipity. In this river every catch is a prize catch. Even an old
boot is a treasure to be gratefully reeled in. It will turn out to
belong to someone who needs it back badly. Or to be a magic boot. Or
to have diamonds hidden in the soles. What distinguishes the stream
of serendipity from the ordinary river of life? Probably nothing -
other than positive expectation! See - and
understand - the cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in
code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
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Sagittarius

Don’t get carried away today. Not by a passion, not by a fury, not by
a dream, not by a desire and not by men in white coats! Stay sane,
stay sober, stay sensible. Well, see if you can manage the first and
last of these anyway. Something seems to be much bigger than it
actually is. Jupiter’s antagonising right angle to Mars is causing you
to make canyons out of wormholes. There is an easy way to tell whether
what you are so bothered about really matters. Just leave it alone for
twenty-four hours. See - and understand - the
cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky
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Capricorn

A series of niggling details are beginning to bug you. Worse, some of
these minor matters are beginning to disguise themselves as big
issues. You keep thinking about a certain situation and realising
that, though you ought to be able to ignore it, you simply cannot.
This is not because you have a perspective problem. It is because
Jupiter is completing a rare right angle to your ruler. This is making
you sensitive. You are recognising a warning system, seeing the tip of
an iceberg. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile. Now.

Aquarius

How far should you go? Where should you draw the line? It’s no use
looking to me for the answers to questions like this. You are the only
person who can make such a decision. But right there in that statement
is a useful clue. YOU are the only person who can make the right
choice, not your companion, not your colleague, not your mentor and
not your advisor. Don’t waste time this week worrying about what other
people might think. Set your own standards. It is time to take
control. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile. Now.

Pisces

What is the answer to the ultimate question? It’s the sound of one
hand clapping. Any Zen Buddhist can tell you that. It will tell us
what we need to hear when we are ready to hear it. Confused? That’s
because you are trying to understand the infinite with the finite
resource of your intellect. You must be at one with the eternal, then
your instincts will know all. Or to put it all another way, life is
not likely to make very much sense today, but you should still find
that it all proves very enlightening. See - and
understand - the cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in
code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
I can’t
believe that when our physical bodies end, we end. I have received too
many messages and signs from loved ones lost. When my sister was dying
from cancer, I asked her to speak to me when she got ‘there’. She came
to me once and told me not to worry about all the silly things we
worry about here, that it is so beautiful, peaceful and so ‘beyond all
that’. It was the clearest dream I’ve ever had. I’ve remembered every
detail and the strong emotion I felt. For me, there’s no
doubt.
Terry

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Aries

They know where you live. They have your phone number. Or, if they
haven’t, they will track you down - even if they have to put a tracer
on the cornflakes in your shopping trolley. Sooner or later they are
going to find you and, when they do, they are going to bore you to
tears. The yawn-makers have singled you out for special attention.
Their great desire is to bend your ear and warp your mind with a
tirade of tedium. Is there no escape? Well, you could try earplugs.
Focus on the bright, not the boring. While I was
recording your weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full
explanation click here and listen free for a
month.

Taurus

Scientists and philosophers have identified valuable laws that give us
crucial insight into the workings of the universe. Einstein, for
example, changed our understanding forever with his formula: E = MC2.
Centuries earlier, Newton’s law of gravity proved similarly
revolutionary. The most important law of all, though, is much more
ancient. It is, of course, Murphy’s Law. It states that if anything
can go wrong it will. Some things, though, really can’t go wrong
today, no matter how much you worry. While I was
recording your weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full
explanation click here and listen free for a
month.

Gemini

We are all created equal. Or so they tell us. Actually, there are
Geminis - and then there are other members of the human race. The rest
of us could never quite measure up to the likes of you. You have that
little extra special something. It is easy to admire and impossible to
emulate. Many have tried but none has managed to manifest that
tremendous Gemini magic. At its best, it is irresistible. Witty,
incisive and intelligent - capable of attracting positive things and
people. It is at its best now. While I was
recording your weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full
explanation click here and listen free for a
month.

Cancer

There is a string to pull, a switch to throw, a key to turn, a button
to press. If you don’t observe the protocol, no result will ensue.
There is, though, no question of you not understanding what’s
required. You are fully conversant with a particular procedure. It
just seems as if, for some reason, you want to defy it or ignore it.
Go ahead. Make your protest. But you will not prove your point. There
is only one way to do what now needs to be done. You know what that
is, why not just do it? While I was recording your
weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Leo

It is time to get creative. You cannot attain what you want to attain
by following a set of instructions. There are no rules to the game
that you are currently playing, merely guidelines. Even these are
drawn in pencil not ink. Stop trying to apply a policy or to follow a
doctrine. Work on the assumption that anything is possible if you
really wish it to be so. Then, start being very careful about what you
wish for - because you are in a surprisingly good position to make at
least some of it come true. While I was recording
your weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation
click here and listen free for a
month.

Virgo

Please read today’s Taurus forecast. Much the same applies to you.
Though Murphy’s Law states that, “If anything can go wrong, it will,”
nowhere does it say anything about things not coming right again,
after they have gone wrong. Murphy’s Law is subject to itself. It is
an ‘anything’. It, therefore, can go wrong too. If Murphy’s Law can go
wrong then anything else in this world that can go wrong, will not
necessarily do so! You can yet turn today’s potential problem into an
asset. While I was recording your weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Libra

Inspiration is slippery stuff. Like soap in the bath, it escapes from
you when you try to cling too tightly to it. Clarity is similarly
difficult to keep. One moment, you feel sure that you have it. The
next, you realise that your state of certainty is preventing you from
asking the right questions. Politicians often feel ashamed when they
have to alter their policies. You are not a politician. You have every
reason to be proud of your flexibility. Embrace change today. It is
most definitely your friend. See - and understand -
the cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in code across the
sky at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Scorpio

“Stop!” “No entry!” “Road closed!” We never like to see signs like
this. We resent being told that something is prohibited. Some people,
upon being told what they can or cannot do, shrug their shoulders and
comply meekly. Not Scorpios. Acquiescence is not your middle name.
Indeed it is doubtful whether the word appears anywhere in your
vocabulary. The wise thing to do now is to accept a limitation and
trust that it is for the best. Will you do the wise thing? Of
course. See - and understand - the cosmic blueprint
of your life that was written in code across the sky at the moment you
were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Sagittarius

It is a nerve-racking experience. No matter how you approach it you
cannot find a way to make it easy. Yet you know that you have no
choice other than to proceed. And you also know that, somehow, you
have to get it right. There can be no error, no mistake, no failure.
Or can there be? That tiny doubt is like a wasp inside a diving
helmet. You absolutely have to stop and get rid of it. Overcome your
uncertainty. Reach, deep within yourself for the best that you are
capable of. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Capricorn

There is a remote possibility that the sun will not rise tomorrow, or
the earth will stop turning, or the sky will fall. There is an equally
remote possibility that you could be wrong about something. It is not
really worth considering. The more you dwell on your doubts, the more
you will impede your ability to be efficient, thus the longer an
unacceptable situation will continue. Trust what you think. If you
aren’t sure of something, don’t bluff. Find out the facts. Then act
assertively. See - and understand - the cosmic
blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky at the
moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
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Aquarius

You feel fairly confident that if you now proceed in your chosen
direction you will attain success. Or, at least, you will avert a
disaster. This is why you are sticking so steadfastly to your guns.
You are likely to find, that despite your determination and
commitment, not everything stays on an even keel. Awkward, unexpected
developments may cause you to wonder if you are making a mistake. But
you are not. Stay with your strategy. It may not be working perfectly,
but it is working. See - and understand - the
cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in code across the sky
at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
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Pisces

A cloud of uncertainty continues to hover over your head. You have
high hopes but you also have deep concerns. Are you doing the right
thing? Are you making the right move? Are you boldly seizing an
opportunity or stupidly grabbing hold of the wrong end of the stick?
Doubt is amazing stuff. Like some sinister form of toxic waste, it
pollutes all that it comes into contact with. Even the smallest amount
can do terrible damage. Rid yourself of yours. Have
faith. See - and understand - the cosmic blueprint
of your life that was written in code across the sky at the moment you
were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile, NOW.

Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Greetings Jonathan,
If we can
cosmic order positive gifts from the cosmos, perhaps we can also order
problems. Sometimes, I think, I bring my fears into life by focusing
on them so intently.
Michele

Dear Michele,
When our attitudes
and expectations are positive, we become magicians. Even when our
’spells’ don’t work, they somehow help us. When we are pessimistic and
sceptical, though, we become like sinks without plugs. No matter how
much magic pours into our world, it drains away. Yet even at times
when we can change nothing else, we can always change our thoughts and
feelings.

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knew more about how you could fulfil your true potential? Ever wanted
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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Aries

Some communication problems come from lack of awareness. Others stem
from exhaustion. When someone is busy dealing with an urgent problem
they may omit to explain something vital. Or they may be too tired to
tell someone else why they are so busy - which inadvertently makes
them seem a little rude. Try now, to make an allowance for the erratic
behaviour of a colleague or companion. And if you are not sure whether
you are expressing yourself clearly, make an extra effort to be
emphatic. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Taurus

Imagine going back in time to the Middle Ages. What would people think
of your mobile phone? Presumably, they would see you as a powerful
magic maker. Or, at least, they would until you tried to use it. Back
then, there were no transmitters so you would not be able to call for
help as the angry crowds prepared to burn you for witchcraft. Does
this make you feel glad to be alive here and now? Oh well, try this.
Your journey today, is not back in time but forward to a wonderful
future. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Gemini

One day, everything will be straightforward and sensible. There will
be no more craziness, no more chaos, no more conflict. When will this
day come? Hopefully, a long time from now. Then where will the drama
and excitement be? We all need a little tension and stress. It is the
pepper in the soup of existence. Without it, all is bland, dull and
unsatisfactory. Right now, though, you are in danger of cooking up a
pepper stew! Things are going a bit too far and getting a bit too
silly. Calm them down. While I was recording your
new weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation
click here and listen free for a
month.

Cancer

Who loves you - and why? Oh, never mind the ‘why’. You’ll find out why
soon enough if you don’t know already. And, anyway, maybe there is no
reason. Maybe you are just being loved because you are so loveable.
You are attracting a lot of attention and drawing a lot of admiration.
You can’t help it. You radiate a magnetic charisma. If you’ve got
enough love in your life, try using your charm to summon a little
extra wealth. The universe, right now, is surprisingly keen to heed
your call. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Leo

There is plenty of food for thought at the moment. You can pick from a
veritable smorgasbord of ideas. There are small passing fancies you
can nibble on. Great chunky questions you can really sink your teeth
into. All shapes, all sizes, all styles, all flavours. You are almost
spoilt for choice, yet strangely your thoughts keep coming back to
just one item, just one issue, just one subject. You feel that if you
can solve this problem, everything else will fall into place - and you
are right. While I was recording your new weekly
prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Virgo

Some problems solve themselves satisfactorily. One moment you are
looking at a load of loose ends. The next you find that you have
managed to tie them up into a pretty bow! Other difficulties are not
so easy to get to grips with. The loose ends are greasy, frayed or too
short to reach. One way or another, we have to learn to live with
these for a while. There is a third type of problem. This type solves
itself without you even realising it. That’s the type of difficulty
you face now. While I was recording your new
weekly prediction, a vital point came up. For a full explanation click
here and listen free for a
month.

Libra

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. No, really, it IS.
Yes, I know that yesterday was too and of course I understand that we
will be able to say the same about tomorrow. None of this, though,
invalidates the thesis. During tomorrow’s first day of the rest of
your life you can make different decisions if you need to, but this is
a bridge you can cross when you come to it. The way you come to it
will greatly depend on what you do during today’s first day of the
rest of your life. So be brave. See - and
understand - the cosmic blueprint of your life that was written in
code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here to download your personal astrological
profile. Now.

Scorpio

Draw a deep breath. Now draw another. Go on, help yourself. It’s free.
Have one more, this time with your eyes closed. Pull it in slowly and
let it out gently. As you exhale, imagine that you are breathing out
all the restrictions you face. You are setting yourself free of these.
Remember to breathe in again (after all there are some limitations
that we cannot ignore and must respect). But still keep trying to see
yourself as a person of great power and freedom. For this is what you
are. See - and understand - the cosmic blueprint
of your life that was written in code across the sky at the moment you
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Sagittarius

One reason why some people find you difficult to fathom is because
there is such a big difference between your outer and inner
personalities. You come across as a confident person with an air of
unimpeachable authority. Deep within, though, you are insecure, unsure
and even shy. These contradictions add layers of rich complexity to
the tapestry of your psyche - even if they confuse other people. Now,
though, your inner and outer selves are in full agreement.
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Capricorn

Oh, those three little words. They mean so much. They make such a
difference. Yet how rarely we say them to one another. Instead, we
beat around the bush. We posture and prevaricate. We assume and
presume. If only, instead, we would just pluck up our courage and
utter those three simple syllables. “I don’t know.” Then, we might
really start to communicate. Someone in your world is now making a big
assumption. This, in turn, is encouraging you to treat a supposition
as a fact. Take care. See - and understand - the
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Aquarius

Will it work? Will it succeed? Will your venture pay off handsomely or
will it sink like a stone? By nature you are a cautious character.
Lately, you have encountered some real difficulties. These have caused
you to feel nervous and apprehensive and have added to your instinct
to hold back. But really, you should be pushing forward as bravely and
as boldly as you can. The sky is on your side. It therefore does not
matter who or what is helping - or failing to help you now. You are
destined to succeed. See - and understand - the
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Pisces

Why are you reading your forecast? Probably, it’s because you want to
know what is likely to happen next. If that’s what you want to know,
you are looking in the wrong place - and you are asking the wrong
person. Don’t ask me - ask yourself. For you now know much more about
your future than anyone else. And you have more control over it than
you realise. What happens next may not be exactly what you want to
happen but it will be connected - in some strong way - to what you
expect. See - and understand - the cosmic
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
In a recent
forecast you said “We are not our bodies.” That is not true. The body
is an extension of the spiritual/energetic self.
Jessica

Dear
Jessica,
I should really have said that ULTIMATELY, we are not our
bodies… for while we are in them, of course they belong to us. But
are we not more than just our bodies? And when our physical bodies no
longer exist, is that really the end of us? Write in if you want
to join this discussion. But please be brief.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Monday, October 23, 2006

Aries

You can see right through certain people at the moment. You can
recognise their secret motives and hidden agendas. This in turn, means
that you are no longer able to take so much at face value. It is all
making you begin to feel uncomfortable. Life seemed easier when you
didn’t have to question so much. You will yet, though, become grateful
for all that you are starting to understand. Continue to pursue the
truth, this week, and everything else you need will find its way to
you. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Taurus

Farmers and sales professionals both understand that life is a numbers
game. To sow just one seed successfully, you must scatter many in the
ground. Most will not take root. Even among those that do start to
sprout, there will be casualties and collapses. This doesn’t matter as
long as you get enough healthy results in the end. Some while ago, you
planted a seed. You put great energy into what you hoped was a big
opportunity. Nothing much came of it. But hope is not dead; it is just
dormant. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Gemini

How much of a difference is there between a lightly spiced dish and an
eye-watering curry? And how much chilli powder does it take to turn
the former into the latter? The answer is a surprisingly small amount.
A few tiny grains will do the job. As with curry, so with worry. To
turn a minor misgiving into a source of intense anxiety you need
merely inject a small touch of fear. Thankfully, the reverse is also
true. With just a little faith today you can take the heat out of a
big concern. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Cancer

‘Once upon a time the wind and the sun challenged one another to a
competition. They spotted a woman walking down the road wearing a
heavy overcoat. The winner, they decided would be whichever one of
them could get her to take her coat off quickest. The wind went first,
it blew and it blew and it blew but she only clutched it more tightly
to herself. Then the sun started to shine. Within moments the coat was
off her back.’ Be the sun, not the wind this week. Turn on your
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Leo

Next time you find yourself in a crowded room, try staring at someone
who cannot see you. If you keep this up for a while, the person will
eventually turn around to see who is looking at them. We all have eyes
in the back of our heads. We are all far more sensitive than we
realise. Are you now following a wise message from deep within? Or are
you being led on a wild goose chase by a passionate impulse? It’s a
bit of both - but, on balance, your inner wisdom is the stronger force
now. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Virgo

All change! From today onwards things can be different. It is rather
as if you have been trying to operate a machine without an instruction
book. You have done reasonably well. You have managed to start it and
stop it. But you have not been able to make it as efficient or as
smooth running as you suspect it ought to be. Suddenly, here comes a
valuable insight. Maybe you still don’t have a complete manual but you
now understand something new. That means you have
power. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Libra

You are not entitled to any more happiness. You have already
experienced some - and, as I’m sure you must know, it is on ration.
There is only a limited amount to go around. It is now someone else’s
turn to enjoy life. You must wait patiently for your next opportunity
- which you will be advised of, in an official letter, at some point
in the next few years. If you hear something like this from anyone
this week, including yourself, just ignore it! You have a truly
amazing outlook now. Give me your date, place and
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Scorpio

If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it. And if it is? Then think carefully
before you make a repair. What caused it to break in the first place?
Once everything has been put back together again, will it be subject
to the same stresses and strains? What will be the cost? Might it not
make more sense to start afresh? To what extent are you letting false
sentimentality cloud your judgement? Two hands are waving at you now.
One is the past saying farewell. The other is the future beckoning.
Wave back! Give me your date, place and time of
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Sagittarius

So you think you know what’s in store this week? Think again. Or
rather, don’t bother thinking because whatever you think will be
wrong. I can hardly tell you to expect the unexpected and then start
giving you clues about what the unexpected will be. But I can tell you
this. A surprise is in store and all you need to know about it is
that, despite its odd initial appearance and the awkward way in which
it catches you off your guard, it is a good surprise. A happy one. So
don’t worry. Give me your date, place and time of
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Capricorn

Your finances appear to be in a delicate state. In fact, they are more
robust than you think. What’s tender, what’s sensitive, what’s easily
damaged yet hard to repair is your sense of confidence. That’s what
you truly can’t afford to compromise now. Someone, somewhere, is not
making it easy for you to feel good about yourself. Your task is to
feel good regardless of what this person happens to be saying or doing
or thinking. And regardless too, of what you have or haven’t got.
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Aquarius

With knowledge comes power. With power comes responsibility. With
responsibility comes exhaustion. And pressure. And stress. The less we
know, the less we need to think about. The more we know, the more we
realise how much else there is still to find out. And the more we are
able to do, the more we find ourselves being given tasks to carry out.
You have a great deal of power now. In one way this is a problem. Yet
in another, it is a glorious advantage. Be glad of the
upside. Give me your date, place and time of
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Pisces

You cannot help but be sensitive. You know of no other way to be.
There are times when this proves problematic but there are many other
occasions when it is a godsend. Your inner radar works wonderfully
well. You rarely miss a trick. You often manage to identify hidden
agendas that urgently need to be brought out into the open. You are
currently seeing something very important. You are not quite sure how
you feel about this. Just trust that your insights now are accurate.
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
If Eris, Ceres
and Pluto are all now officially dwarf planets, what about other
recent discoveries like Quaoar and Sedna? Aren’t they just as
important? And what about Charon? Hasn’t there also been a lot of talk
about it being much more than just a moon of Pluto?
Dave

Dear
Dave,
The International Astronomical Union still seems to be
considering the classification of all these heavenly bodies. We await
their next announcement with bated breath… for it may yet contain
more unintentionally deep meaning for all who study cosmic
coincidence.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Friday, October 20, 2006

Aries

‘First you say you do, and then you don’t. And then you say you will,
and then you won’t. You’re undecided now, so what are you gonna do?’
Ella Fitzgerald and Ray Charles made this song famous. Neither of
them, though, wrote it. The words were by Sid Robins, the music by
Charles Shavers. Is it a good song? Well, it’s certainly a very apt
song for you this weekend. Or, at least, probably it is. Perhaps it
isn’t. Perhaps a certain situation really is decided after all. Or
then again… I have just recorded your new
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Taurus

How sure are you? Eh? How can you possibly be that sure? How can you
possibly be that unsure, either? Rarely, if ever, do we actually know
as little as we imagine in our moment of greatest fear. Rarely, if
ever, too, do we understand as much as we think we do in our moments
of greatest complacency. Be doubtful, this weekend, about whatever you
consider to be beyond question. And if you have a misgiving? Don’t be
put off by that. Find the facts, and all will become
clear. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Gemini

Do some people really live forever? We may never know. The Methuselah
Club is a secret society. Its members don’t want anyone else to know
where they found the fountain of eternal youth. So they try to act
normal. Be suspicious, though, of anyone under thirty years who acts
wiser than their age. Their birth certificate could be forged. Their
parents may be paid actors. Might you find a tonic, this weekend, that
keeps you young for the rest of eternity? Well, maybe.
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Cancer

Nothing happens by accident. That’s what many people believe. What
about accidents themselves, though? Surely they are not written, in
advance, into the divine plan? What most folk really mean when they
make the above remark is that very little ever happens that we cannot
read significance into or retrospectively attribute with a point and a
purpose. Anyway, it’s an academic argument. Intentionally or at
random, something is happening now and it is doing far more good than
harm. I have just recorded your new in-depth
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Leo

They say, ‘If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it’. Sometimes, though, we
simply can’t tell whether something is working properly. It is only
when we come across a machine or an arrangement that behaves more
reliably than our own, that we realise that we should have set out to
fix things a long time ago. They also say, ‘You can’t improve on
perfection’. But if you don’t try to improve on it, how can you tell
that it is actually perfect? You would be well advised to push a few
boundaries this weekend. I have just recorded your
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Virgo

Few world leaders are ever born under Virgo. Virgos are not so stupid
as to imagine that there is any satisfaction attached to such
eminence. Nor is there power in high position. Folk who want to be
truly effective work behind the scenes - whispering in the ears of the
people with big mouths and the big egos. It would suit you, this
weekend, if someone would change their attitude. The best way to do
that is to plant an idea and then leave it till the person thinks they
have thought of it for themselves. I have just
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Libra

This weekend brings a quadruple conjunction in your sign of the
zodiac. The planets involved include Venus, the ruler of your sign.
This is exceptionally auspicious. It suggests a magnificent
opportunity - a real change for the better in almost any area of life
where you currently need to see an improvement. It may not all happen
at once, but if you start to reach for it, it will soon start to
happen. Don’t rule anything out - apart from more trouble. You don’t
need that and you don’t have to have it. Give me
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Scorpio

Are there better things to be doing? Are there better places to be
doing them? And, go on, we may as well ask this question too, are
there better people to be doing them with? If the answer to any of
these questions is a genuine ‘yes’, you will find out this week.
Almost certainly, though, there is far less to change or to challenge
than you imagine. One small, but significant adjustment could alter
your outlook on a host of matters and could soon turn cynicism into
enthusiasm. Give me your date, place and time of
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Sagittarius

They used to call it ‘the talking cure’. Freud felt that psychotherapy
should be conducted one way, Jung had a different approach. Ever
since, great luminaries in the field of psychoanalysis have advanced
their different theories. Surely, they can’t all be right? Well, as a
matter of fact, they can. Because being listened to, is so powerful
and therapeutic, that it works regardless of what highfalutin’
principle your listener is applying. All you need to do this weekend,
is listen. Give me your date, place and time of
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Capricorn

How can you tell when you are doing the right thing? That’s a
semi-rhetorical question. It may, or may not, require an answer - but
it certainly doesn’t have one! It is, though, usually - but not always
-possible to tell when you’re doing the wrong thing. If, therefore,
you can apply this check to your action or strategy, you are at least
in with a chance of limiting the damage that you might otherwise do.
The right thing may or may not be happening yet. But a wrong thing is
about to stop! Give me your date, place and time of
birth… and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about yourself and
your future. click here to download yours.
Now.

Aquarius

Would you like to eat the meal you had last month? I don’t mean the
same dish, I mean the same meal. Assuming, of course, that it hasn’t
been frozen. Of course, not. Time moves on. And even when we want to
repeat an experience, we have to recreate it with fresh ingredients.
Whether you want things to move on or to stay as they are, you have to
invest energy and effort. Be careful, too, about how closely you
identify with something that’s more a part of your past than your
future. Give me your date, place and time of
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Pisces

I went to pick up a curry the other night from my new local
restaurant. It is called Akbar’s, so while I was waiting I struck up a
conversation with the man behind the counter about the Emperor Akbar
who built the ancient city of Fatehpur Sikri in Agra in India. Or, at
least, I tried to. He had never heard of this place and was not at all
sure that his enterprise was founded by the same Akbar. People don’t
always know what you might expect them to know. Watch what you assume
this weekend. Give me your date, place and time of
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

The ancients believed that the
dark of the moon allowed things unseen to become visible. That’s
happening now. This weekend’s lack of moonlight will reveal the yearly
“Orionid” meteor shower. Stunning shooting stars are being formed as
spaceship Earth now travels through a trail of debris left by Halley’s
Comet. Bits blaze briefly as they burn in our atmosphere. Wish on
those stars if you like and wish too, on the New Moon itself which is
happening at the 28th degree of Libra. Venus and Mars are also in this
part of the sky. It’s an auspicious quadruple
conjunction.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Thursday, October 19, 2006

Aries

Ready, steady, stop. On your marks, get set… hang on a moment, why
don’t we run in the other direction instead? So, that’s absolutely,
definitely, probably, maybe worth thinking about. The kind of
confusion that you are now experiencing, is not the sort that stems
from unclear communication. Very emphatic and precise statements are
being made. It’s just that these keep changing. You are getting mixed
messages. If you don’t know what to do, don’t do anything…
yet. I have just recorded your latest in-depth week
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month.

Taurus

All we can do is our best. Well, I say that, but, of course, that’s
not all that any of us can do. If it were there would be no problem.
The trouble is, we can do our worst. What’s more, we can easily do our
worst whilst feeling quite convinced that what we are doing is our
best. What does this tell us? It tells us to be wary of certainty.
Generally, our behaviour is most questionable when we are pursuing a
policy that we consider to be right beyond all question. Pay
respectful heed to your doubts today. I have just
recorded your latest in-depth week ahead prediction. I really think
you need to hear it! Click here and listen free for a
month.

Gemini

We get upset when people die. Not least, because their passing reminds
us of our own inevitable destiny. Yet what if you were told that you
could live forever? Surely, that would be truly tragic. Outlive all
your friends and contemporaries? Then who would you have left to
relate to? Discover that they could all become immortal too? Hey!
Surely you don’t want to spend the whole of the rest of eternity in
such company? Treasure what you’ve got, while you’ve got it. Treasure
what’s changing, too. I have just recorded your
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it! Click here and listen free for a
month.

Cancer

Coincidences happen all the time. Sometimes, we don’t notice. And
sometimes we pay them more attention than we should. We see them as
’signs’ - but, unless a coincidence is very surprising or deeply
symbolic, it should be treated with a degree of suspicion. The
universe, should it wish to get a message to you, will send you
another coincidence… and another. But when magic keeps happening all
the time - attention must be paid. There is now something happening
that you can’t ignore. I have just recorded your
latest in-depth week ahead prediction. I really think you need to hear
it! Click here and listen free for a
month.

Leo

What’s the most satisfying meal you have ever had? Quite possibly, it
was not the one you ate at the most expensive restaurant. It may even
have been a simple sandwich. The important thing about it was that it
satiated your hunger. You were ravenous. That food did the trick. It
wasn’t bad, and that made it great! When our needs are strong enough,
we are quite happy as long as they are met with something acceptable.
That, on its own, is perfection enough. You’ll see what I mean
today. I have just recorded your latest in-depth
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month.

Virgo

We astrologers, along with other lifestyle coaches and New-Age gurus,
are forever advising folk to ‘live up to their true potential’. This,
though, is not advice that should be given too freely to your sign.
Virgos are born with so much potential, that even if they spend their
entire lives making nothing other than a consistent, conscientious
effort to do all that they are capable of, they will only just scratch
the surface. Of course, you could be doing more today - but still, you
are doing just fine. I have just recorded your
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month.

Libra

Can you do it? Is it feasible? Aren’t you just kidding yourself? Isn’t
that rather a tall order? I don’t mean to be disparaging. I am just
echoing the uncertainty that you feel, deep down inside. You may as
well acknowledge it. Get it out into the open. Have a dialogue. Let
your optimism and your pessimism go head-to-head. Your doubts will do
much more damage if you let them carp and criticise from a distance.
Decide, once and for all, whether you are going to heed them or ignore
them. Give me your date, place and time of
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Scorpio

People think, when they try to be ‘in the right place at the right
time’ that it means changing location. Rarely, though, is this really
required. It’s much more likely that a simple change of attitude will
do the trick nicely. Simply by deciding that you are going to feel all
right, you can chase away a lot of what’s wrong. In deciding to play
the hand you have been dealt as well as possible, you can be more
successful than an insecure individual who happens to be holding an
entire set of aces. Give me your date, place and
time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about
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Sagittarius

There are more psychotherapists in the world today, than ever before.
Their numbers are growing. Soon, they will reach critical mass. Today,
there’s a bar on every street corner. In twenty years, they will all
be counselling centres. Slowly but surely, the human race is waking up
to the realisation that we all need help. We all have a strange story
to tell and we all need someone to listen objectively while we get it
off our chest. Open your ears today and you will open a
heart. Give me your date, place and time of
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Capricorn

These are tricky times. That’s why they are intense. It is also why
they are potentially so rewarding. You are having to face truths and
recognise realities. You can’t just pretend that things are fine. But,
in being brave enough to do all this, you can effect changes that
could never have come about in any other way. You can make a
difference. You can rewrite a rulebook. You can set yourself free and
you can turn something awkward and unhappy into a true tale of lasting
triumph. Give me your date, place and time of
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your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
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Aquarius

What about the house you used to live in? Or the car you used to
drive? Once, it was your pride and joy. There was no question of it
belonging to anyone else. And now? Someone else has that pleasure.
Your sense of ownership is directed elsewhere. There are many things
in life that we think of as permanent even though ultimately, they are
only temporary. That’s all the more reason to cherish them while we
have them, but to retain an objective sense of perspective,
too. Give me your date, place and time of birth….
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future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
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Pisces

At the supermarket the other day, the person at the checkout was
chatting to the person doing the bagging up. She was explaining that,
to keep up her diet she had to ‘trick her body into following a
different rhythm’. I became overwhelmed by the deeply spiritual nature
of this exchange. Without question, these people were acknowledging a
profound, essential truth. We are not our bodies. They are vehicles
that we only briefly borrow. Hidden in the mundane, there’s magic and
inspiration for you today. Give me your date, place
and time of birth…. and I’ll tell you something truly amazing about
yourself and your future. Click here to find out how you can get your full
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

I did extra meditation on
Tuesday. I figured, if the earth really was going to be being bathed
by an interdimensional UV ray that could amplify consciousness a
millionfold, I’d like to be in on the act. It was a pleasant day but I
don’t recall experiencing blinding enlightenment. Or perhaps I did,
but my mind couldn’t cope so I forgot it all immediately afterwards.
Oh well. This weekend, though, may yet bring us a more memorable
experience of love, wisdom and happiness. An exceptionally auspicious
quadruple conjunction will coincide with shooting stars each night,
from midnight to 4am.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Aries

You are supposed to be decisive, determined, assertive and active. The
key word here, though, is ’supposed’. You do not like to feel as if
you are ’supposed’ to behave in any particular way. Indeed, if you
feel that too many expectations are being foisted upon you, you will
often spontaneously and deliberately act out of character just to
retain your sense of individuality. Don’t, then, think too hard about
what is ’supposed’ to be happening today. Focus instead on what you
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Taurus

Everybody loves an argument. Or, at least, they do when they think
they are in with a chance of winning. Different emotions come into
play when it seems as though defeat is inevitable. Today, then, you
have to ask whether you really want to walk away from a bone of
contention or simply to establish a better grip on that bone. For as
long as a part of you wants to keep on fighting a battle, you will not
be free to put the whole thing behind you and move on with grace and
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Gemini

People think, ‘If only I knew everything, then I could be sure of
making the right decision.’ Actually, though, if they really knew
everything they would know there is no such thing as an ultimate
‘right’ or a definitive ‘wrong’. All pictures change according to the
angle from which you are viewing them. The only people in this world
who would argue with this are the folk who have yet to learn all that
there is to know. You don’t know everything now, but you know enough.
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Cancer

One way or another, we are all surfers. There are areas of life in
which we have significant expertise. Under the right conditions, we
can make a lot out of a small opportunity and do impressively well,
should a big wave come along. Every so often, though, the wave will
end no matter how well we have been riding on it. Then, we must not
regret our encounter with the water - we must simply start looking out
for the next wave. You are going through a process of adjustment
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Leo

When the planets are aligned helpfully, we do not always have the time
of our lives. Auspicious omens do not necessarily suggest celebration.
They can simply symbolise imminent release and relief from an ongoing
agony or a saga of struggle. Your experience of life may not be about
to become wildly ecstatic, but it is certainly due to get
significantly less stressful in every area where there has lately been
tension and trouble. Don’t expect miracles, but do expect
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Virgo

Award yourself an accolade. Have a pat on the back. Stand up, take a
bow. You don’t really want to do any of this, do you? You feel as if,
at best, you have only been doing your job and, at worse, you don’t
deserve to be applauded for anything. No matter how low your opinion
of yourself may be, the universe now sees your situation somewhat
differently. It is aware of what a challenge you have lately had to
face and of how well you have been doing against the odds. It is about
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Libra

Balancing acts. That’s what Librans are supposed to be good at. The
natural tightrope walkers of the zodiac. The jugglers. The trapeze
artists. The human pyramids, all standing atop someone with very broad
shoulders, pedalling a unicycle. That, in essence, IS the role you
regularly have to play. It’s not so surprising if every so often you
stumble. You are, though, now about to perform a truly magnificent
feat and, despite a wobble or two, you will accomplish it with
grace. Give me your date, place and time of
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Scorpio

Ideally, you need your ducks lined up in a row. You need someone to be
in a position to help you. You need certain items to be in the right
place and a sequence of events to have a particularly helpful outcome.
Or at least, that’s what you think you need. Really, you just need to
have confidence in your own intuition. That will lead you unerringly
towards the opportunities that are most helpful and the possibilities
that are most productive, regardless of where (or what) others expect
to be. Give me your date, place and time of
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Sagittarius

The world is full of people who are very keen to tell things to each
other. It is not so full of folk who are keen to listen. Even when we
do exchange information, we often forget to read between the lines. We
take what people say at face value. We don’t ask, ‘I wonder what led
up to this?’ Or, ‘What does this really mean?’ A crucial conversation
is now taking place. It is about to reveal something very valuable.
Look out for a piece of information that may seem trivial but which
speaks volumes. Give me your date, place and time
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Capricorn

When does a strength become a weakness? When it is relied on without
question. When does a weakness become a strength? When it is
acknowledged with honesty. Most pain and confusion in life comes from
what we take for granted or what we refuse to face. You are now in the
process of being very brave. But you have no idea how much good this
is doing you and how much better it will get once you have turned a
corner or two. What you now conceive to be a weak position is a strong
one. Give me your date, place and time of birth…
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Aquarius

‘Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of
Life’s longing for itself.’ So wrote, Kahlil Gibran, in his famous
book, The Prophet. He might have added (though he didn’t) ‘but they
are happy to belong to us when they want food, clothes and money. But
they are less keen to consider themselves our property, when we have
an opinion that differs markedly from their own.’ Life is full of
things that only really half belong to us. Be careful of what you
‘take as read’ today. Give me your date, place and
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Pisces

We all have moods. We all have moments. Even living saints can wake up
on the wrong side of the bed and be grumpy some days. Even terrible
evildoers, can occasionally forget themselves and be kind to stray
animals or help the elderly. Don’t be too quick to reach a judgement
today about yourself - or anyone else. If you want to know what’s
really going on in a key situation - or in the heart of an important
person, you need to monitor activity over a much longer period of
time. Give me your date, place and time of birth…
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
You have
written a lot about Eris - but what about Ceres, the asteroid recently
promoted to a ‘dwarf planet’?
Zack

Dear Zack,
Ceres was found
in 1801, around the peak of the agricultural revolution. Initially a
planet, she was “demoted” around the time Neptune was discovered.
There’s an echo here, in the way Pluto has diminished since Eris
emerged! Many astrologers, though, have never stopped working with
Ceres. She is seen, not just as a goddess of the earth but an Earth
Mother whose new found prominence suggests women are about to become a
lot more powerful.

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Dear 1-800-HART,

Here is today’s forecast for All Signs - Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Aries

Yesterday, I told you that impossible things could happen this week.
Perhaps I should have been a little clearer about the true meaning of
the word ‘impossible’. Lottery wins are not, strictly speaking,
impossible. They are ‘possible’. Unlikely, in the extreme, of course,
but nonetheless, ever so remotely feasible. They, therefore, are not
what you should be looking out for! We’re talking impossible as in a
miraculous lifting of spirits, even regarding a matter where all seems
lost. I have just recorded your latest in-depth
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Taurus

You can leave it up to someone else if you like. You are not obliged
to rise to the challenge. You have to stretch yourself only if you
feel, deep down inside, that this would be good for you. It may be
good for others too, but you can’t make that your primary motive. It
is important to act out of choice, not obligation. Inspiration, not
fear. The more you worry or get caught up in the unnecessary conflict
of stress, the more you will compromise an otherwise unquestionable
entitlement to success. I have just recorded your
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Gemini

With the passing of the years, comes the changing of a priority. So
too, comes the awakening of understanding. All people aren’t
automatically wise, just as young folk aren’t guaranteed to be
foolish. They just have a predilection - a tendency that leads in a
particular direction. They can then make a conscious effort to go
along with, or against, this trend. You’ve got something working
naturally in your favour now. Maximise your asset and steer warily
around your obvious disadvantage. I have just
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Cancer

The world is full of people who would like to make you think that they
know more than you know. They may want you to think this so that you
will do what they tell you to, or they may simply (and naively)
imagine that this will impress you and cause you to have a high
opinion of them. The motive does not much matter. As they don’t
actually know more than you know, you might think that the motive does
not matter. You, though, need to decide whether to feel angry with, or
sorry for, someone. I have just recorded your
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Leo

The coming New Moon is no ordinary astrological alignment. The monthly
conjunction of solar and lunar bodies will this time also encompass
Mars and Venus; positioned at almost precisely the same degree of the
zodiac as the Sun and Moon. This quadruple conjunction insists that
you are about to become the beneficiary of a deeply auspicious cosmic
climate. No matter what’s wrong in your world, there will soon be a
way to make things better than they have been. I
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Virgo

If there is something that you need, why can you not just go ahead and
get this? Is it not available? Is it not attainable? Do you not
deserve it? Can you not afford it? Will you be causing conflict or
creating consternation? Are there issues of etiquette at stake? I put
it to you that your reticence is born of something else. It is almost
as if you are only comfortable when you feel uncomfortable, so a
solution to your problem seems like more of a threat than a promise.
Watch for that today. I have just recorded your
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Libra

Riches untold? Power unlimited? Adoration unfettered? Well, all this
would be very nice, I’m sure, but none of it is really a priority at
the moment. You would happily settle for the ability to cope with a
demanding situation. You would like to see the resolution of a
conflict, the solution to a recurring problem - and the way to ensure
that true justice is done in a sensitive situation. Is that too much
to ask? Given recent trials and tribulations, you can be forgiven for
thinking so, but it isn’t. Give me your date,
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Scorpio

‘Cometh the hour, cometh the…’ Well, hang on a moment. Before we
look at who or what now needs to come to your rescue, let us first
discuss whether you actually need rescuing. What’s so right? What’s so
wrong? What’s so tricky or sticky that you can’t find your own way out
of it? Actually, nothing. If the hour truly has come, so too has
cometh you. Somewhere within, you have a resource that you can draw
on. A power that you can unleash and a strength that will not let you
down. Give me your date, place and time of
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Sagittarius

Talk. Don’t think. Don’t contemplate or cogitate. Don’t hold back or
hesitate. Don’t query and question. Don’t defer or delay. Just talk.
Can’t reach a person you need to talk to? Try harder. Feel tempted to
talk to someone else instead? Don’t, unless that will help you
establish the connection you truly require. An important outstanding
issue can only be resolved through a process of dialogue. If you don’t
know what to say, just say that you don’t know what to say! That may
be the perfect thing. Give me your date, place and
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Capricorn

Remember what you were like as an adolescent? Cast your mind back even
further, to your earliest childhood. Think again, of how you have
acted and who you have been at various times in your life. Our
behaviour patterns change, our attitudes also, and even our deepest
beliefs reshape themselves at different points during our journey of
personal evolution. Do you think they have changed for the last time
in your life? You are about to discover a further stronger side to
yourself. Give me your date, place and time of
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Aquarius

In many countries they print a picture of the monarch on money.
Imagine being that king or queen and seeing your own face staring back
at yourself every time you open your wallet? How you would feel about
other people’s money? Wouldn’t you think that, surely, it too must
belong to you? It’s a good job that such leaders are paid handsomely
by the state or they would be very tempted to steal! Something now
looks as if it belongs to you. It does in one way; but in another, it
doesn’t. Give me your date, place and time of
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Pisces

I got stuck in traffic with a cab driver recently. He had read the
papers. He had watched the news. He was not happy. The world, he felt,
was in a terrible state. The country was ‘going to the dogs’. Nothing
was as good as it used to be and it was only going to get worse. When
he had finished being outraged by the government, he turned his
attention to the road. ‘And there are too many cars.’ He said. ‘It’s
driving me mad.’ Don’t be like him today. Be philosophical, for the
sake of your sanity! Give me your date, place and
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Jonathan’s Thought for the Day.

Today:

Dear Jonathan,
Who are the
people who decide on the names of new planets and how do they come to
their conclusions? If they had named Eris after a different legend
would that have set you all off in a different direction?
Thanks,
Daphne

Dear Daphne,
An international committee of astronomers
chose the name. We do not know how or why, but by long-standing
tradition, we astrologers honour all decisions and definitions made by
our scientific brethren, even if they show us no such respect in
return. They chose what they chose. We must accept and interpret
that.

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